The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

[Mr. Somebody]

Cuz mang

bytch nikkas like @Mr. Somebody had me on Defcon 4 and shyt, throwin that Coli tag in the bushes...get too close without identifying urself & it's bang bang boogie for u nikkas

People on the streets looking for you in choppers and you're at the mall buying clothes. Buy a 3 piece suit next time. You wont need any shoes, friend. Stay away from me in our next session because my next series of booby traps will be legendary.

 

[A.V.]

How do I get the stimulus package?

Yeah you gave me that work last night too

I rolled up like I do with all my Coli bro's on some what's up nikka type shyt

You laid me out on the pavement and then left the session

Its all good though, no hard feelings....

But now I know, and knowing is half the battle

 

[A.V.]

People on the streets looking for you in choppers and you're at the mall buying clothes. Buy a 3 piece suit next time. You wont need any shoes, friend. Stay away from me in our next session because my next series of booby traps will be legendary.

nikka I was on the go w/her, tryna get her right before I even heard ur fat ass snoring in the goddamn headset, talkin bout..."Hostess got a new Twinkie comin out...ZzzzZZZZZZ....when you bite into it, it's glitter ZzzzZZZZZZ" nikka fat ass soundin like he left the headset in front of a oscillating fan and shyt I'll be sure to add you and hunt you down, friend...































































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Friends....

 

[CTech83]

These streets got me paranoid as fukk. For the first week, I gave too many people the benefit of the doubt and let them pull up next to me, only to get lit up. I pulled out of Los Santos customs one day over the weekend and someone rolled up next to me in a police car. I immediately pulled out the RPG I got from my last survival mission and let off. I realized it was someone from the coli on my friendlist as the rocket was mid travel.

Whoever Darealest904 is, my bad breh.


On another note, I've been getting a weird glitch where it duplicates my Elegy when I park it in my garage. shyt has happened twice in the last few days. I've ended up selling both of them for about $35k a piece.

 

[craigsagersuit]

Just copped my first apartment brehs

grinded it out from the start and now im here

come visit brehs and make yourselves at home

 

[-Quikness-]

I blasted some dude for a 10 grand bounty .. The shyt was epic

I got an invite for that violent duct mission,the dudes in the lobby was waiting for a long time so I bounced,how can I get back to that mission?

 

[-Quikness-]

These streets got me paranoid as fukk. For the first week, I gave too many people the benefit of the doubt and let them pull up next to me, only to get lit up. I pulled out of Los Santos customs one day over the weekend and someone rolled up next to me in a police car. I immediately pulled out the RPG I got from my last survival mission and let off. I realized it was someone from the coli on my friendlist as the rocket was mid travel.

Whoever Darealest904 is, my bad breh.


On another note, I've been getting a weird glitch where it duplicates my Elegy when I park it in my garage. shyt has happened twice in the last few days. I've ended up selling both of them for about $35k a piece.

now tell me do ya see .. life's so hard on a nikka when ya living like a G

 

[Swiggy]

Played a little today. I was with 2 friends, and there was 8 others on the map. All 11 of us had this dope ass shootout with the authorities for about 20 mins. shyt was dope seeing everyone in unison on them nikkas

 

[SubLyminalz]

Cuz mang

bytch nikkas like @Mr. Somebody had me on Defcon 4 and shyt, throwin that Coli tag in the bushes...get too close without identifying urself & it's bang bang boogie for u nikkas

u know I gotta pay u back for that.

in the middle of the freeway though breh not even thinking about the semaratins

 

[A.V.]

u know I gotta pay u back for that.

in the middle of the freeway though breh not even thinking about the semaratins

Spoiler

 

[SubLyminalz]

Spoiler

we good breh, next time you kill me Im putting 20 bands on your head

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

it's open season on coli nikkas now. i see a coli nikka anywhere near me and i'm setting bounties, sending goons, sending muggers, and blasting on them

you see me in a game either get on your mic or get blasted

 

[Sugar]

it's open season on coli nikkas now. i see a coli nikka anywhere near me and i'm setting bounties, goons, muggers, and blasting on them

you see me in a game either get on your mic or get blasted

My fault bruh
I thought you was this nikka I was chasing with this 1K bounty on his head
I saw that red around your dot and thought you was him
I'm sorry homie

 

[SubLyminalz]

it's open season on coli nikkas now. i see a coli nikka anywhere near me and i'm setting bounties, sending goons, sending muggers, and blasting on them

you see me in a game either get on your mic or get blasted

what If u don't have a mic?

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

My fault bruh
I thought you was this nikka I was chasing with this 1K bounty on his head
I saw that red around your dot and thought you was him
I'm sorry homie

..............

Spoiler

i'm still killing you

what If u don't have a mic?

..................

i'll say i'm sorry after you respawn