The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

[GoPro]

This.

You called me ugly. I'm not playing with you no more

 

[Marci-Senpai]

I don't know who I was playing with yesterday but me and 2 other coil brehs were hunting down this dude named crackface. Dude thought he was slick going in a ammunation and leaving sticky outside but I was like I left my own sticky at the door and hopped in my whip like I was leaving. Dude thought he was clear so hetried to dip and then boom

that was me who dude was talking about...i was murking that niga all game had him running from me and shyt..i was right in front of the ammunation when that shyt exploded too

 

[mistergarrison]

that was you. You arent a professional. Catching feelings because i collected a bounty on you friend? Dont be mad at me, be mad at that man that put that bread on your head. Clearly you did something demonic to him but thats between you to. I ended up having to squash your squad for dolo because you couldnt accept that i fulfilled my contractual obligations to my employer.

I didn't know there was a bounty on my head so no feelings were caught All I know is that anyone who wasn't reppin the coli was fair game. If ur crack face then it was funny when u capped my ass while still in the car and left my dead corpse doing donuts.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I didn't know there was a bounty on my head so no feelings were caught All I know is that anyone who wasn't reppin the coli was fair game. If ur crack face then it was funny when u capped my ass while still in the car and left my dead corpse doing donuts.

Brought new meaning to the term, ghost ride the whip, friend.

 

[Lord Beasley]

That man put 9000 large on me, friend but i dont think he realized he was playing with a professional bounty hunter so i had to show him some of my tricks.

Got to the chopper and parked on the freeway and had to leave that friend laying in the street, a block away. He called me the B-word but i had to remind him that amateur night was over as i ascended in my chopper. We're professionals.

Caught him hiding in a clothing store for 15 minutes while i had the chopper on the roof across the street. Finally came out and Sniper round to the chest and he aint even know it.

Caught him slipping trying to reup in ammunation and laid a sticky note outside the door. He was in there for a long time..... he finally came out and read that sticky note and it said, R.I.P, friend. B00M!

some legendary ish right there. that demon had it coming

 

[jadillac]

A couple days ago I was playing, I was driving back from Blaine County and I saw these two dudes stagnant on the map off to the side on the highway right before you get into the city.

So I just keep driving, & eventually I see them parked in the grass in this big white SUV. I'm hoping they mind their business since i am....but they don't, I'm driving past them and they just start blasting on me. I was about to die, my car was riding on rims. All I could do was pull off the highway at the exit and drive behind some trees a about 100 yards behind them so I could hide.



Then I said, "screw that"......I'm not the best player at this game, but I not about to let that sh*t slide.

I got outta my car with the Mini-SMG(that was all I had) and pointed it at them and let off. They got scared and started driving off...I killed the driver ....then their other friend in another nearby car rolled over to them, I killed him too The one passenger who lived, tried to drive off in the now slumped-up SUV. I kept shooting and hitting them, I heard them on the mic screaming, 'omg, dude he won't stop!'


That's right bytch!

 

[Mr. Somebody]

some legendary ish right there. that demon had it coming

Friends think this is The Wire or something like im going to come to the street to stand back to back, walk ten paces and let off. There are levels to this. I take it to the streets, when i have to. Sitting on thousands of AK rounds, with an extended clip, im not concerned about being on the street with no car. Just let me find some cover and we ready.

On one kill we spawned next to each other at the same time but even staring me eye to eye he was slow on the draw and took a dive like he threw a fight and got left cloud gazing. Hes an ambush artist but friends? Friends, friend? Friends are ready for anything.

 

[Lord Beasley]

i'll be back tonight, deeznutz AKA deezy , ready to bang on wardies. its been 6 days, 6 lowng days

 

[SuburbanPimp]

that was me who dude was talking about...i was murking that niga all game had him running from me and shyt..i was right in front of the ammunation when that shyt exploded too

Yeah, I was in that session too (Coldest2k10)

CRAKFACE is on my friend list but when he first came on I rolled up on him to see if wanted to hop in and that fool let loose on me...

After that I was like fukk it, let's get his azz.....

He was gettting that work from everybody.....

Probably lost about 10k in that session just riding on nikkas and taking a few losses but that shyt was fun

I'm all for doing missions and survivals but for some reason when its late I just want to start shyt and put the murder game in effect

 

[A.V.]

That man put 9000 large on me, friend but i dont think he realized he was playing with a professional bounty hunter so i had to show him some of my tricks.

Got to the chopper and parked on the freeway and had to leave that friend laying in the street, a block away. He called me the B-word but i had to remind him that amateur night was over as i ascended in my chopper. We're professionals.

Caught him hiding in a clothing store for 15 minutes while i had the chopper on the roof across the street. Finally came out and Sniper round to the chest and he aint even know it.

Caught him slipping trying to reup in ammunation and laid a sticky note outside the door. He was in there for a long time..... he finally came out and read that sticky note and it said, R.I.P, friend. B00M!

I was just shopping with my girl, breh...tryna trick off some job money & get my boo right in Los Santos

fukk nikka I got you tonight, I told her stay in the crib

 

[A.V.]

nikka why did u kill me when I followed you on the freeway, I was about to jump In your whip and u bodier me in the middle of the freeway

Cuz mang

bytch nikkas like @Mr. Somebody had me on Defcon 4 and shyt, throwin that Coli tag in the bushes...get too close without identifying urself & it's bang bang boogie for u nikkas

 

[mistergarrison]

Yeah, I was in that session too (Coldest2k10)

CRAKFACE is on my friend list but when he first came on I rolled up on him to see if wanted to hop in and that fool let loose on me...

After that I was like fukk it, let's get his azz.....

He was gettting that work from everybody.....

Probably lost about 10k in that session just riding on nikkas and taking a few losses but that shyt was fun

I'm all for doing missions and survivals but for some reason when its late I just want to start shyt and put the murder game in effect

Dude was so paranoid we had him bussin on his own homies . So it was you who he was talking about when he was on some "why you killin' me bruh your on my friends list." Even though i lost cash that session had me

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Cuz mang

bytch nikkas like @Mr. Somebody had me on Defcon 4 and shyt, throwin that Coli tag in the bushes...get too close without identifying urself & it's bang bang boogie for u nikkas

Yeah you gave me that work last night too

I rolled up like I do with all my Coli bro's on some what's up nikka type shyt

You laid me out on the pavement and then left the session

Its all good though, no hard feelings....

But now I know, and knowing is half the battle

 

[mistergarrison]

I'll try and be on tonight for more fukkery.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Dude was so paranoid we had him bussin on his own homies . So it was you who he was talking about when he was on some "why you killin' me bruh your on my friends list." Even though i lost cash that session had me

You gotta beep that horn when you roll up on friends. Im at war with individuals and cars just runnin up stoppin next to me like

"sup"

I been sent to the hospital too many times trusting friends like that so i had to just fire a few warning shots. I wasnt trying to hurt friends but then friends teamed up with friends to attack friends so friendship had to go in the bushes.

The gameplay in this game really opens up after you get the sniper, assault rifle and helicopter. I just want my mercenaries so i can do this the way it needs to be done. No point in buying a house. I have a cheap garage i can hide in.