The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

[Jax]

Don't get caught slippin

like that huh?

 

[chemicalsword]

so i jump into this lobby and hear all types of fukk you nikka..... eat a dikk bytch and shyt... so I'm like cool. this gonna be fun.
my apartment start shaking like its earthquake time. look out the window and this nikka rhany with the tank is putting in work!
i'm in awe at how he got these nikkas running for their lives. crews tryna ambush him but they all fail. sat back w/ my joint and
enjoyed the view......

 

[A.V.]

you actin like you didnt get clapped up too. throwin bombs n shyt like a square

and you got knocked out like deebo

fukk is u talkin bout nikka. Throwin bombs like a square...like you can't do the same, or theres rules sayin u cant blow nikkas tf up, fukk outta here, its levels to this shyt, BOY. Get it how u live




By the time I left the session, I still had more kills on BOTH of you nikkas than either one of you did me.

I don't even know you, you had to ride wit another nikka the WHOLE time to put work in. Soon as I hop in the session, u in the passenger seat clappin off like the scrub u are. Yet u poppin shyt like you makin moves out here in the street. I can't even recall how many times I ran you over, sniped, flat out beat u wit gunplay, or caught u drivin full speed and made you lean on ya horn while ya shyt was still runnin red lights

The nerve of these nikkas man.


Then when I landed the helicopter on ya man head, you had the nerve to hop out like I wouldn't ascend just to come back and land it on your ass too BOTH of y'all nikkas respawn after killin me, try to jack my chopper & take off, and BOTH got clapped up inside the cockpit


Just face it, I was ownin y'all nikkas for 75% of that match. C you fukk boys next time

 

[chemicalsword]

 

[stealthbomber]

we gotta do this brehs

 

[LastKING_BLU]

fukk is u talkin bout nikka. Throwin bombs like a square...like you can't do the same, or theres rules sayin u cant blow nikkas tf up, fukk outta here, its levels to this shyt, BOY. Get it how u live




By the time I left the session, I still had more kills on BOTH of you nikkas than either one of you did me.

I don't even know you, you had to ride wit another nikka the WHOLE time to put work in. Soon as I hop in the session, u in the passenger seat clappin off like the scrub u are. Yet u poppin shyt like you makin moves out here in the street. I can't even recall how many times I ran you over, sniped, flat out beat u wit gunplay, or caught u drivin full speed and made you lean on ya horn while ya shyt was still runnin red lights

The nerve of these nikkas man.


Then when I landed the helicopter on ya man head, you had the nerve to hop out like I wouldn't ascend just to come back and land it on your ass too BOTH of y'all nikkas respawn after killin me, try to jack my chopper & take off, and BOTH got clapped up inside the cockpit


Just face it, I was ownin y'all nikkas for 75% of that match. C you fukk boys next time

you had like 3 more kills on me. but i will chalk up that heli part as an L . every body gets got

and its not my fault that some coli brehs actually roll together like youre supposed too

again what happened when we took it to the hands breh

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

Whats easiest way to find Coli dudes with the crew on PSN being full?

 

[General Mills]

lmao so i smoked this nikka @AVthaPHARAOH 5 times in a row in races and i see him in free roam and he immediately goes for the gunplay. not surprised but i entertain him for a while, throw some stickys, give him that mingun work, but my tailor calls me to let me know my suits are ready to so i dip out.


im in poisonbys getting fitted up and soon as i step out the dressing room this nikka shoots me in the back

you could say i was fresh to death

then i pick my nikka @LastKING_BLU up and we ride around for a lil more blasting at av but eventually i gotta head back to the crib.

so i pull into the condo, take a shower, get changed, turn on the tv and this nikka getting his ass beat outside of ammunation

yall should hear him talk shyt. like a 05 cam

 

[SumBlackguyz]

time to squad up

 

[head shots101]

So after two weeks of not playing online I fukking sign on and my shyt is erased smh

 

[Jax]

@AVthaPHARAOH and @stealthbomber funniest shyt ever, you nikkas on the ps3?

 

[Snitchin Splatter]

Putting a sticky bomb on the back of a car, getting a random to get in with you, jumping out at full speed then setting it off

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

If yall wanna do some public enemy number one shyt and have some crazy fun...

Throw bounties on each other and go into the bank next to the Chinese movie threatre (republican space ranger mascots)...

We had the whole lobby coming after us trying to claim the bounties...

shyt was wild...

I'll be on later if yall PS3 cats down, I only play free aim though...

 

[Brooklynzson]

Can you do heists yet?

 

[ChrisDorner]

Can you do heists yet?

Nope & it's not even dropping in the new update :lolshaq:

Prolly gonna get it in December