The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

[stealthbomber]

naw man I was just bored. I be having my own fun.

i like how u used those sticky bomb cars.

 

[Will McLean]

Is it just me or is criminal records not showing up for anybody else?

 

[FBGPlank]

Don't get caught slippin

 

[MenacingMonk]

Brehs, i try to play gta online, im making some head way, but the missions dont pay enough... and nikkas is already to powered up. I tried playing one yesterday and turned yellow. nikkas was down a peer with ak's and shyt, im holding my little week as pistol. fukking embarrassing

How do y'all get money in online? I need weapons and ammo. shyt not even unlocked in ammunation... and where is that half a mill rockstar promised

Some dude gave me 1.7 mill.

I wonder if I stayed if I could of got more.

In total I earned a mil, but before homeboy gave me the dough I had 600 k in my account.

you really think they're gonna ban all those people who used the glitch

RS gonna give them a month in the "Bad Sport" lobby.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Don't get caught slippin

The best way to do this is take them into an alley.

 

[stealthbomber]

Don't get caught slippin

im starting the understand the mentality of the people in the walking dead. cant trust any new people. even friends

 

[MenacingMonk]

The MG is

Went into a TDM walking around like those bank robbers from the Hollywood shootout in the 90s. Went 10-2

I want the Combat MG. That's my fav.

Who wanna level up? I'll be on tomorrow night. Quote me if you're down.

 

[Cat piss martini]

serious question brehs....
has anyone else went to their garage and instead of their
charger get a chromed out farrari for free???
just to be safe I threw new rims on it and saved it twice.
still here in my garage.

 

[LastKING_BLU]

to stealth

 

[A.V.]

This nikka @stealthbomber finally got to find out what it's like to have your forehead used as a helipad

Also taught him much about the laws of physics, chemistry, and electricity

Then the stupid nikka had the nerve to go Boat Shoe shopping in the middle of a gunfight like I don't prop doors open and put nikkas on layaway while they gettin dressed...

 

[LastKING_BLU]

This nikka @stealthbomber finally got to find out what it's like to have your forehead used as a helipad

Also taught him much about the laws of physics, chemistry, and electricity

Then the stupid nikka had the nerve to go Boat Shoe shopping in the middle of a gunfight like I don't prop doors open and put nikkas on layaway while they gettin dressed...

you actin like you didnt get clapped up too. throwin bombs n shyt like a square

and you got knocked out like deebo

 

[stealthbomber]

lmao so i smoked this nikka @AVthaPHARAOH 5 times in a row in races and i see him in free roam and he immediately goes for the gunplay. not surprised but i entertain him for a while, throw some stickys, give him that mingun work, but my tailor calls me to let me know my suits are ready to so i dip out.


im in poisonbys getting fitted up and soon as i step out the dressing room this nikka shoots me in the back

you could say i was fresh to death

then i pick my nikka @LastKING_BLU up and we ride around for a lil more blasting at av but eventually i gotta head back to the crib.

so i pull into the condo, take a shower, get changed, turn on the tv and this nikka getting his ass beat outside of ammunation

yall should hear him talk shyt. like a 05 cam

 

[McPiff]

lmao so i smoked this nikka @AVthaPHARAOH 5 times in a row in races and i see him in free roam and he immediately goes for the gunplay. not surprised but i entertain him for a while, throw some stickys, give him that mingun work, but my tailor calls me to let me know my suits are ready to so i dip out.


im in poisonbys getting fitted up and soon as i step out the dressing room this nikka shoots me in the back

you could say i was fresh to death

then i pick my nikka @LastKING_BLU up and we ride around for a lil more blasting at av but eventually i gotta head back to the crib.

so i pull into the condo, take a shower, get changed, turn on the tv and this nikka getting his ass beat outside of ammunation

yall should hear him talk shyt. like a 05 cam

i need to hop in a session with the coli brehs.

 

[BamdaDon]

9 hours until Im done with this bad sport lobby. nikkas have no mercy


I literally had to fight my way back to my apartment using every corner for cover


every nikka got a tank

had to get on a roof to just call mayweather

nikkas shrugging off all my hitmen like

Saw 4 tanks and two helis going to war with the police on everybodyI stayed in a alley throwing struggle grenades like

nikkas lose their tank and hop out with the rocket launcher and I aint even know it

 

[KushSkywalker]

9 hours until Im done with this bad sport lobby. nikkas have no mercy


I literally had to fight my way back to my apartment using every corner for cover


every nikka got a tank

had to get on a roof to just call mayweather

nikkas shrugging off all my hitmen like

Saw 4 tanks and two helis going to war with the police on everybodyI stayed in a alley throwing struggle grenades like

nikkas lose their tank and hop out with the rocket launcher and I aint even know it

those bad sport lobbies are such high levels of fukkery