The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

[beanz]

these missions where u gotta track down a car and bring it back are annoying as fukk

how the fukk do i make the car stop? everytime i try to shoot the driver i end up getting chased by cops and homey just keeps going

 

[BamdaDon]

just remember when you come fukkin with Skywalker what you're up against.

First Merryweather, don't make me drop an airstrike on ya bytch ass

next, just know I stay packing RPGs and grenade launchers, I don't leave the crib without a vest either

When i say I got the choppa, you know I mean it

4 50 cal guns with 6 passenger you say

rockets and machine guns

The fukkbois thought they should test me, one phone call we ridin

You callin the police












Plus Ill stunt on you, 100k bounties

Bugatti Boys

pink G wagon

candy painted bentley coupe

Clean Aston Coupe

Green Lambo

Next Years shyt

hittin the streets in the Ducatti

Phantom on you hoes

WTF! im starving out here. So basically just like real life when friends miss out on opportunities you can no longer come up. I just find it hilarious that a game BUILT on scheming and robbing hates on people scheming and robbing to come up. So now just like in real life we have 1% that have everything a GTA life offers while the rest of us have to try to figure it out with simple heist and races worth pennies. R* can't even let a breh buy a business or make my own deals to come up but charge criminally inflated prices to buy ammo,apartments and cars. Why? So I can spend my real cash buying GTA cash right?

 

[Teal.]

They need to hurry up with heist so i can get my money up

 

[duck]

So... No more violent duct?

 

[duck]

If you didnt come up on millions yesterday you may be starvin for a while

They shut the easy money thing all the way down. Maybe one of the handful of Coli millionaires can find y'all some work for the right amount of coli cash

shyt... I don't even use my coli cash.... Sign me up

 

[livindajetlife]

I got 6 million dollars and don't know what to spend it on...

The struggles of a rich nikka

 

[SubLyminalz]

I need money


I'm just getting by on robbing stores and killing people

 

[livindajetlife]

I need money


I'm just getting by on robbing stores and killing people

petty criminal

 

[KushSkywalker]

I got 6 million dollars and don't know what to spend it on...

The struggles of a rich nikka

Go to the page where you buy planes. And buy the annihilator. It's a combat chopper with 6 seats and 4 50 cal machine guns


1.8 mil tho. I know you ain't sweating that

 

[BamdaDon]

I need money


I'm just getting by on robbing stores and killing people

aye breh races cash out...might not ever see a millie but you cant get a 100 k

 

[livindajetlife]

Go to the page where you buy planes. And buy the annihilator. It's a combat chopper with 6 seats and 4 50 cal machine guns


1.8 mil tho. I know you ain't sweating that

I cant drive planes.. plus ya boy afraid of heights

 

[Gifted one]

I aint know you was an xbot
Add me, MightyMosMeth, breh. I'ma get on tonight.

I'm a be on later breh, my new hustle right now is keeping two range rovers in the garage and rotate on selling them, 9000 each of them, I'm struggling out here breh only 190K

 

[Donald J Trump]

@KushSkywalker
nikka fukk you and your money

 

[SubLyminalz]

@KushSkywalker
nikka fukk you and your money

your hoe ass Is still ducking I see.

 

[Snitchin Splatter]

The Coli 1%'ers out here buying private armies and shyt. If you need that protection 20,000 coli cash will get you right. Full 24 in game hours of protection and hits on anyone you want