The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

MenacingMonk

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The cop thing reminds me of this time a Coli breh and I were on 5 stars and I was driving. My Manana and driving were :whew: We lasted like 10 minutes trying to find a spot to hide. I found one spot, but it didn't have any cover. I thought we'd make it since the choppers were far off, but it didn't happen. I ended up dying on some BS some minutes later. :beli:

But trying to lose the cops while you're on 5 stars is :wow:
 

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Last week I was able to help a Coli dude out. Dude was a low rank. We drove around killin nikkas and I was his driver while he robbed hella stores. If Mr. Contract never helped me I would not have been able to help that nikka.

:mjcry: I am sorry brehs. Getting mad emotional.



Aiyo. . Who is Mattydizzle?:stopitslime: He is the low rank I helped out that I was talking about. I hop on last night and I grab a gangster car to flip. If yall aint know the gangster cars only spawn between 2200 and 0200. These cars are already modified and you get more cash than regular cars.

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Just copped that one above ( nets me a lil over 12 grand at the custom shop ) and I get hit with a bounty. 9 grand. I am on my way to my second garage when a fukkboy starts following me.:comeon: I hit a alley. . . slow down. chuck two stickies behind me. . :camby: Then watch as he comes careening around the corner and I detonate.

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Blew him to smithereens. :mjlol: I get to my garage. . Check the map before heading out and I see my homie Mattydizzle. Coli homie who I helped out when he was a rank 9. He is now a rank 53. I texted him. Aiyo. come get this bounty homie. Its 9k. No response. :mjcry:

I could see he was not that far from me so I take out my Sandking.

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(my actual truck)

And I head his way. I see that same dude who I killed earlier in the area too. Mattydizzle zooms past me in a beat to hell whip.. . :dwillhuh: I give chase. . . Matty wipes out. I pull up to him and honk my horn. The fakkit who I blew up earlier got his revenge and the 9k. I was so focused on my homie that I let this dude sneak up on me and sticky the truck. :sadcam:

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I cant even be mad. He got the drop on me. :manny: I respawn and there is Matty right there. My homie!:blessed: I am going to call up my Zentorro and we are going to rain Coli pain on that fekkit.

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I call up my whip while Matty runs over to me. . I hang up the phone with the mechanic and get a shotgun blast to the face!! :damn: I am wondering. . Who the hell snuck up on me like that? :wtf: Then I see the caption. . Mattydizzle wasted you. . :dahell: Must have been a accident. Its all good. . I respawn.. . . and see MattyDizzle driving away. Where you going breh? I hop in the whip. . . He is hauling ass. I catch him and honk my horn. . He gets out of his whip. :bustback::bustback::bustback::bustback::bustback::bustback:

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I got clapped up in my front seat by a Coli breh. :aicmon:
 

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lol na that was for him. Even worse he didn't remember you helped him when he was at the bottom. Homie probably paranoid as fukk so he shoots at everything :mjcry:
 

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I'm getting really pissed the fukk off with this PSN shyt man. I swear to GOD I WANT TO BLOW THEIR fukkING shyt UP
 

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played a mission with Elpaga earlier then got booted out of the session

Pretty sure we gotta party up for this shyt
 
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