The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[marcuz]

i used the least qualified black guy for an important heist hope he surprises me

 

[Astonish]

Had to spoil myself on the outcomes of

Spoiler

Franklin's choice. Going with number #3. Love them all. Glad Franklin gets to make the final choice. Mike and Trevor got so much history with eachother, Frank was often the third wheel in the story mode

 

[Killer Instinct]

So I'm honking the horn behind some truck driver repeatedly. He gets pissed and rams me when I come around him and he just takes off across the train tracks. The only problem was the damn train was coming. I saw it happening before it even hit him. Damn truck got bulldozed and exploded. When the train past folks were getting out of their cars running and others were speeding the hell away from the scene. Never seen anything like it that wasn't scripted.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[The G.O.D II]

No bytch nikka I took the pic on an app other than my default Camera app, which added all sorts of filters to it. Plus I hit the zoom button on my shyt which depreciates quality u fukkin genius.

I'm sorry, shall I take a prettier pic for you?

Damn breh with how defensive and homotional you got you probably are playing on a 13 inch sanyo. You act like I said fukk your wife and unborn kids.

 

[marcuz]

Question about the Merryweather heist

Spoiler

If you chose to the first option where you blew up the ship and stole the freighter(i think it was the first option) did you get paid? Because obviously I chose the second option to steal the nuke with the sub and you know how that turned out

good question, interested to know as well.

 

[jadillac]

my PS3 hasnt gotten this much action in the last 2 years combined probably

 

[A.V.]

Damn breh with how defensive and homotional you got you probably are playing on a 13 inch sanyo. You act like I said fukk your wife and unborn kids.

Oh yeah, my 13 inch sanyo. I act like what?

Cuz I typed some words in a keyboard?

You nikkas are too much today I swear lmao...Stay poppin shyt then actin like someone did somethin to you when they call you on your fakkitry...

Try that wit the next nikka, Cac boy

 

[stealthbomber]

if you want to get away from the cops just bookmark the sewer on your map and go there whenever you get stars...

the la river? what do u mean by sewer?

 

[Skooby]

the la river? what do u mean by sewer?

Yea, he's talking about the River.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

You guys love using those Windows Phones in GTA? Playa aint it.

The Republican space warriors is FIYA! Those folk at Rockstar HATE repubs!

 

[The G.O.D II]

Oh yeah, my 13 inch sanyo. I act like what?

Cuz I typed some words in a keyboard?

You nikkas are too much today I swear lmao...Stay poppin shyt then actin like someone did somethin to you when they call you on your fakkitry...

Try that wit the next nikka, Cac boy

You feelin some type of way. Didn't mean to hit a nerve.

 

[mozichrome]

some fool tried to run up on me screaming it a Chamberlain Family thing
pulled out my gun nicca disappeared quick as fukk

 

[The G.O.D II]

Damnit why are all my custom cars disappearing?

 

[mozichrome]

GTA got Chauncey Billups on this motherfukker selling coke on grove street