The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[yo moms]

im already stacked with money. Go rob someone in real life so u can play the game at your pad instead of having sleep overs at your man's house.

 

[okocharuud]

#selfie

Attention to detail in this game

 

[yo moms]

Come join me and my discussion in the locker room.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/gta-v-is-brainwashing-scum.148618/

 

[GoPro]

I

Guys . . 13 million copies day 1, a billion in revenue. The consumers have spoken

Last night I checked and R* is hiring all sorts of Programmers in New England and Toronto. Gameplay, Game, AI, Graphics. If only I followed my heart and went to a game design school like DigiPen when I was younger. Coulda been a part of something special

Wonder if they'll hire 30-something year old newbie programmers

 

[CapitalOne]

Planning these heists and shyt makes me feel like I'm playing the video game version of

Running thru the streets like

Spoiler

there is a mission that uses a part of the heist in the movie in the game

 

[and 47 others]

fukk breh this game is taking over my life

I dont wanna go to work, i just wanna blow up some armored vehicles and get stacks

I dont wanna study for my test breh, i wanna study a banks security so i can rob it

Breh I dont wanna text my girl, I wanna hit up the strip club and get some animated titties in my face

I dont wanna clean my room of all these plates and dorito bags, i wanna buy some new estate

My car needs gas, but I'm just gonna go pimp out my new bugatti

RIP to my life

 

[GoPro]

Ya'll better get in on that money glitch before it gets patched...Just made Franklin 120K in 5 mins....





There was an earlier post about this but this one shows u dont have to save over and over...Use Franklin as he has the best lung capacity. Once he gets the case down below, quickly switch to trevor or michael then switch back to Franklin (he'll have full health and lungs) and he will still be below and another suitcase will show up..This video says u resurface after collecting the suit cas but u dont have to.Do that as many times as u want and get rich u struggling fukkers

You ol cheating ass mofo. The fun is in the grind.

"Let my cash invest in stock, came a along way from blasting techs on blocks
Went from Seiko to Rolex, owning acres, from the projects with no chips, to large cake dough
Dimes, giving fellatio, siete zeros, bet my nine spit for the pesos"

 

[Plexxx]

im home time for GTA fukkery

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

this devin dude has a bugatti

just did the mission where you race them rich kids

that shyt was too fun

the new cheetah looks bootyful

 

[ChrisDorner]

Yeah I was gonna use that money cheat but I dunno, it's definitely more fun earning the cash on your own

I have no idea how ima ever afford that 150 million dollar property though

 

[Jax]

Tried to save a hoe, and it was a stickup with 3 vatos with guns

 

[marcuz]

if you put a UV light to your collectors edition map

 

[Camammal]

this devin dude has a bugatti

just did the mission where you race them rich kids

that shyt was too fun

the new cheetah looks bootyful

goat driving mission so far

 

[ThirtyPlus]

Yo, where is the full beard option for Franklin? All the barbershops only have the goatee, the Ross joint, and full stubble.

 

[detroitwalt]

Just drove Lamar and this dude to the gun store to get a shotgun but I dont see any What do I do breh?

Look at the guns on the wall to the left. I just did it a couple hours ago