The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Swiggy]

Flo, President Palmer, and Cliff Paul better be ready for them claims

 

[Ku$h Parker]

if a nikka can't steal your car he damn sure gonna try to fukk it up lol

Im a ask him how that Nice that Car would look with some Fresh Air Holes

 

[Jax]

Im a ask him how that Nice that Car would look with some Fresh Air Holes

I might has for a ransom

 

[FBGPlank]

Im a ask him how that Nice that Car would look with some Fresh Air Holes

i might not even whip mine that often now

 

[Swiggy]

Can we fukk Japanese bytches after we race?

 

[Teal.]

how much that insurance cost and how much does a garage cost?

The more expensive the car the higher the insurance...better have some money $$$$$

Garage probably going to be included with the house....

 

[Jax]

The more expensive the car the higher the insurance...better have some money $$$$$

Garage probably going to be included with the house....

What house? no garage in the hood breh breh you start in them streets in the multiplayer I guess.

 

[MidniteJay]

Can we fukk Japanese bytches after we race?

This new coli bringin' the creativity out of nikkas. These new smilies havin' me right now.

 

[FBGPlank]

Question brehs.
How hard are the best cars gonna be to find on multiplayer? I think It'll be extremely hard, even on single player.
My garage gon be looking like:

Probably not that hard but i heard some shops might refuse to customize it and just paint it a different color. You might have to purchase cars to be able to customize them.

 

[Teal.]

What house? no garage in the hood breh breh you start in them streets in the multiplayer I guess.

I better have my single player money

I may as well not play single player if that true

 

[FBGPlank]

If insurance is on a daily/monthly basis

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

I don't like how you can't jack another players car nor do I like this passive mode bullshyt...

I don't play GTA to sit around in nikkas houses on some PS Home fakkit shyt...

I play GTA to

 

[Ku$h Parker]

i might not even whip mine that often now

I might has for a ransom

Just think,some Kid is gonna be all whippin his fresh CE whip and then out of nowhere it just gets at every time he goes out and about in it and then hes all"Why they keep shooting at me man??!?!!?!?"

 

[Greenhornet]

Can we fukk Japanese bytches after we race?

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

so since pedestrians are so "realistic'' now, i bet you we still cant fukk pretty bytches that we see around town



Trill shyt, how many "real life" people really pick up hookers off the street and fukk them in the bushes?



i want to be able to drive to to the beach with my online nikkas and walk up to random bytches, spit some game, get denied, or get lucky, take the bytch home in my fancy whip and fukk her doggy style


i bet none of yall nikkas thought of this and i bet Rockstar stlill doesnt have it in

ol' fukk nasty prostitutes since 2000