Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[blues_funk_reggae]

Not looking good for Barca.

 

[Roid Jones]

Frenkie De Jong, we're ready for you

Bring on De Ligt now

My FM wonderkids making real life moves

 

[Givethanks]

Coutinho whats going on with you

 

[Trajan]

I just heard his last WhatsApp audio message to his friends and dad

Very tragic story

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Neymar picked up another injury, hope it’s not serious :neypray:

 

[nyknick]

Neymar picked up another injury, hope it’s not serious :neypray:

Don't worry it's nothing, he's just ducking Fellaini

 

[THEREALBRAND]

F#ck Flamengo, but even I have to give Dourado props for this goal.




Just absolutely beautiful

Spoiler: On a side note

Disgusting :westbrook:

 

[phillycavsfan]

Barca's midfeild magic is coming byke

Eh, depends. Coutinho will have to feature. Any midfield 3 with Busquets, Rakitic, De Jong, or Arthur won't work. Too conservative.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Neymar picked up another injury, hope it’s not serious :neypray:

He wants time off for his sisters birthday.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

He wants time off for his sisters birthday.

The first thing I did when I saw he was injured was check his sister’s birthday

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

The first thing I did when I saw he was injured was check his sister’s birthday

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Dortmund interested in Zaha

 

[TobiOT]

Paris St-Germain forward Neymar was told "don't go blubbering" after he left the pitch in tears having suffered a fractured metatarsal.

Neymar was fouled three times in a few seconds by Moataz Zemzemi during PSG's 2-0 French Cup win over Strasbourg.

The 26-year-old responded by doing a "rainbow flick" over the head of Zemzemi but had to come off injured.

"It's Neymar's style, but don't come and complain when you get kicked," said Strasbourg's Anthony Goncalves.

"He is a great player, I respect him. He can enjoy himself but don't come blubbering afterwards."

However, PSG manager Thomas Tuchel was unhappy with the comments by some of the Strasbourg players and coach suggesting Neymar's behaviour provoked his opponents to cause the injury.

"It was a situation where he was fouled three times, one after the other. The referee didn't give anything. He twisted his foot," said Tuchel.

PSG said Neymar had suffered a "reactivation of the lesion of the fifth right metatarsal", adding that treatment would depend on how the injury heals in the next few days.

Sad but true

 

[Montez]

Neymar stay getting kicked a lot, don’t even blame him for his antics.

 

[Yayo Toure]

Neymar needs to know when to release the ball.

Elite dribbler but he's injury prone and players tackle him harder than others because they know Neymar is trying to embarrass them.