Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Scottie Drippin]

this is my only pickup line:

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/james-franco-17.gif

then i tebow on them

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/david-beckham-2.jpg

This team has its superstar

Gonna have to do some experimenting in the pre-season to see which combination of mids/backs gonna work out.

 

[dennis roadman]

undeserved superstar, since my level of play doesn't match my popularity

a good life, this one

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Don, I want alot of tattos and the rio ferdy touch up.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I gave Yo Yoington blonde dreads and a 80's mustache

 

[dennis roadman]

I gave Yo Yoington blonde dreads and a 80's mustache

that's how he looks in real life

a mixture of http://theshedender.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/carlosvalderrama_104390.jpg and http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/130724-1/Major_Lazer_daggering.gif

 

[mastermind]

undeserved superstar, since my level of play doesn't match my popularity

a good life, this one

the club's icon

we have world class players, but they have come to see the waves

 

[concise]

I need that fro that Jigga used to rock right before DOA came out along with a week old beard and stache

and clean dark skin

 

[dennis roadman]

the club's icon

we have world class players, but they have come to see the waves

*kisses the badge*

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

*kisses the badge*

*Retires at 24*

*Makes comeback at 29*

 

[dennis roadman]

*Retires at 24*

*Makes comeback at 29*

i'll always have a home here

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Aight brehs, time for a OFT FC FIFA or FM (don't know if I can be fukked to pilfer FM again) game. I know I intended to do this back on hamster but well fukk that.

Name: Stu Barnes
Height: 5'10
Weight: 160
Position(s): Attacking Midfielder, always in or around the hole
Strengths: Vision, dribbling, passing all ranges, balance
Weaknesses: Average looking white women
CAC levels: Very low. When around white women, off the charts
Nation: United States

Let's win some trophies brehs.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

i'll always have a home here

You'll be on your 8th comeback by the time your 35

 

[Gilver]

Too many ethnics in this team, i feel.

 

[EQ.]

Aight brehs, time for a OFT FC FIFA or FM (don't know if I can be fukked to pilfer FM again) game. I know I intended to do this back on hamster but well fukk that.

Name: Chief Macko
Height: 6'1
Weight: 180
Position(s): LM, AM, RM
Strengths: Set Pieces, Stamina, Passing
Weaknesses: Heading, Speed , Aggression
CAC levels: Pure breed african warrior breh
Nation: Kenya/Seychelles

Let's win some trophies brehs.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I was just about to say, all these holding midfielder types meant we had no forward thinking offensive mids. Our playing style was looking to be every kicking the ball at Gliver and hoping it deflected off of his body in the direction of a winger.

And we also still don't have a GK