Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Montez]

Aight brehs, time for a OFT FC FIFA or FM (don't know if I can be fukked to pilfer FM again) game. I know I intended to do this back on hamster but well fukk that.

Name: Montez Sebastian Veron
Height: 180 cm
Weight: 160
Position(s): CB/RB/DM
Strengths: Interceptions, standing tackles, Marking
Weaknesses: left foot, heading
CAC levels: 0
Nation: St. Vincent and the Grenadines

Let's win some trophies brehs.

 

[Eoin]

add me to the OFT squad brehs

had tryouts for my university team yesterday a matter a fact . made it to the 2nd cut

Name: known simply as Malvo
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 178lb
Position(s): winger/striker
Strengths: strength, shot, pace
Weaknesses: fitness

what is this?

 

[Premeditated]

Demps to Tottenham

looks like I've found a new team in the Premier to dikkride just for this season. Until another team takes my interest of course.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

am I on the starting 11?

2nd team?

loaned out?

 

[Scottie Drippin]

am I on the starting 11?

2nd team?

loaned out?

You've got no competition on the left so you'll be starting.




Unless I go wingless

 

[mastermind]

Don, just give me a razor sharp shape up. The shape up will be the envy of all the black brehs in Europe.

its wavin breh http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/179207_o.gif

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

You've got no competition on the left so you'll be starting.




Unless I go wingless

i'll take it

 

[Gilver]

I decided to move away from my usual CAM riquelme type play and go for the big lad up front look.

Now, i'm assuming we'll be playing ROUTE 1 football?

 

[dennis roadman]

Don, just give me a razor sharp shape up. The shape up will be the envy of all the black brehs in Europe.

catch me somewhere between here http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/polo...e/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/900x600/image.jpg

and here

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01504/Vaz_Te_1504228a.jpg

 

[Scottie Drippin]

catch me somewhere between here http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/polo...e/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/900x600/image.jpg

and here

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01504/Vaz_Te_1504228a.jpg

 

[Scottie Drippin]

The only assured starting spot left is GK.

 

[mastermind]

catch me somewhere between here http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/polo...e/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/900x600/image.jpg

and here

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01504/Vaz_Te_1504228a.jpg

 

[Eoin]

Name: Eoin
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 168 pounds gotta get my weight up
Position(s): DM/CB
Strengths: Positioning,passing,Taclking
Weaknesses: Touch, Strength

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Don give me this beard included

+ Nesta headband

 

[dennis roadman]

this is my only pickup line:

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/james-franco-17.gif

then i tebow on them

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/david-beckham-2.jpg