Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Kunty McPhuck]

has OWEN replaced Hurst as the worst poster in this thread?

Atleast Hurst knows about football

 

[yoyoyo1]

Atleast Hurst knows about football

even if it is a bunch of useless obscure players

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Aight, OFC's logo is a shield with some stripes and an anchor on it. Our kits look suspiciously like the classic Cosmos joints.

So far we got a target man and a drop in the hole type, a forward/winger hybrid, a right back, and a DM/CB. I'm going to add myself in as a CB.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Aight brehs, time for a OFT FC FIFA or FM (don't know if I can be fukked to pilfer FM again) game. I know I intended to do this back on hamster but well fukk that.

Name: Rick Subotic
Height: 6'1 1/2
Weight: 195
Position(s): Centre Back
Strengths: Tackling, Strength, Pace, Header, Long Ball Specialist
Weaknesses: Temper, Short Passes
CAC levels: Half Black Excellence/Half Serb
Nation: USA

Let's win some trophies brehs.

 

[Gilver]

i've seen a bunch of boxing and mma and absorbed the best of both worlds, watch out

Having seen the stats so far, i think the only person who might give me trouble is mastermind.

But due too his p*ssyfied nature and the fact i have english heart, grit and determination at my back, i think i'd put him away sharpish.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Whoops, I forgot concise with a CB/DM as well.

 

[dennis roadman]

Aight brehs, time for a OFT FC FIFA or FM (don't know if I can be fukked to pilfer FM again) game. I know I intended to do this back on hamster but well fukk that.

Name: João Brigadeiro Smith-Wajkozwski
Height: 5'11"
Weight: a lean, ripped, and glistening 165
Position(s): left back, CDM
Strengths: gooning it up, kicking others' feet to dispossess them, avoiding yellow cards, ugly but effective play, great hair
Weaknesses: scoring
CAC levels: it's all mixed in there somewhere
Nation: United States of the Brazilian Republic of Poland, UK Edition

Let's win some trophies brehs.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Having seen the stats so far, i think the only person who might give me trouble is mastermind.

But due too his p*ssyfied nature and the fact i have english heart, grit and determination at my back, i think i'd put him away sharpish.

We're the same size. But given my natural Jamaican athleticism and accompanying savagery I think I got this one.

 

[mastermind]

Having seen the stats so far, i think the only person who might give me trouble is mastermind.

But due too his p*ssyfied nature and the fact i have english heart, grit and determination at my back, i think i'd put him away sharpish.

problem is that Im ghetto and Nigerian. I dont fight fair. I would bring sharp objects just because.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

That name

The hair

 

[yoyoyo1]

João Brigadeiro Smith-Wajkozwski

instant fan favorite

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

add me to the OFT squad brehs

had tryouts for my university team yesterday a matter a fact . made it to the 2nd cut

Name: known simply as Malvo
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 178lb
Position(s): winger/striker
Strengths: strength, shot, pace
Weaknesses: fitness

 

[mastermind]

João Brigadeiro Smith-Wajkozwski

 

[Gilver]

Don, give me that medium length, mop hair cut, i demand it.

 

[dennis roadman]

That name

The hair

its wavin breh http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/179207_o.gif

João Brigadeiro Smith-Wajkozwski

instant fan favorite

a player for all nations