Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Scottie Drippin]

Rooney wasn't prepared for Shinji's sexiness right there.

 

[Olu Dara]

Should have been sent off by now.

Yeah that was brutal what he did

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

*hoping for six goals*

 

[Gilver]

De Gea

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Fellaini

Wot a player.

Hes finally found his position.

 

[Olu Dara]

Selfish fukk

 

[SCORCH]

Everton playing them off the park.

All that 'creative' talent and Utd's best chance is from an Evra punt into the box.

Kagawa

Should have been sent off by now.

Barely touched him.

 

[StraxStrax]

C'mon De Gea, using ONE hand to punch the ball straight to the middle of the box is not good enough.

 

[KingHurst]

man u not lookin good so far

 

[Gilver]

Great save from De Gea, saw it late.

Ok lads, you've felt your way in to the game now, time to start playing.

 

[StraxStrax]

Back 4 looking like shyt.

 

[Olu Dara]

Man united

 

[SCORCH]

Back 4 looking like shyt.

Two ahead of them look even worse.

 

[Gilver]

Pen ffs!!!

 

[Olu Dara]