Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Going into the final day with nothing to play for. Feels terrible tbh

Watched the German Cup and thought Kagawa was excellent. He will be wasted at Utd.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

So Defoe allegedly cheated on Alexandra Burke with this:

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PAWG!!

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

So Defoe allegedly cheated on Alexandra Burke with this:

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Goddamn defoe I don't get these players fukking mammoths and sloths.

 

[Gilver]

I think Scorcher is mad they've bought someone like Marin who was flavour of the month about 2 seasons ago, rather than someone who's receiving the wanking now like Kagawa.

 

[dennis roadman]

I think Scorcher is mad they've bought someone like Marin who was flavour of the month about 2 seasons ago, rather than someone who's receiving the wanking now like Kagawa.

you gonna sing for him like you did eddie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIFWXXaEEjY

 

[Gilver]

It's definitely something i'll consider.

I remember those days, when eddie wasn't a boring c*nt.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

I think Scorcher is mad they've bought someone like Marin who was flavour of the month about 2 seasons ago, rather than someone who's receiving the wanking now like Kagawa.

We got Gaitan (most likely) and Kagawa on the way

12/13 title lock.

 

[frush11]

Gaitan has really become a good player, exceeded what many people expectations. I remember watching him Boca, was decent, was more of versatile/worker type midfielder. Didn't really do too much creating.

Don't know anything about Portuguese football, so I don't how he's progressed. But in saying that, I hope United fans aren't expecting some creative dynamo type player with Gaitan.

 

[Gilver]

The Gaitan stuff seems to have cooled massively if anything tbh, haven't heard anything concrete(as much as any speculation can be 'concrete') on it in a while.

 

[BOBN]

So Defoe allegedly cheated on Alexandra Burke with this:

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just when I thought he was cured of his c00ning he went and fooked it up

 

[Gilver]

Oh and usually i would scoff at all that south america stuff a few pages back, but this time i allowed it to pass unscoffed since it was Universidad de Chile and it seems we have first option on Angelo Henriquez

 

[Gilver]

just when I thought he was cured of his c00ning he went and fooked it up

Alexandre Burke is about as c00nish a black woman as he could have got with tbh tbf

 

[Gilver]

Jermaine comin out swingin though

Jermain Defoe Jermain Defoe ‏ @IAmJermainDefoe

I've allegedly been having a relationship with Peter Kay, sorry to say I'm not attracted to Peter (dry those eyes)

 

[Gilver]

Man Utd team De Gea, Jones, Evra (C), Ferdinand, Evans, Valencia, Young, Scholes, Carrick, Giggs, Rooney.
Subs: Amos Owen Berbatov Park Chicha Nani Rafael.

Giggs?


Owen

 

[BOBN]

Alexandre Burke is about as c00nish a black woman as he could have got with tbh tbf

is she? ah well no sympathy anyway.

she thought she had it sorted for when her piss-poor singing career ended like leprechans. she got found out.