Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[yoyoyo1]

Keano nutmegs the keeper and breaks a defender's ankles


Will really miss watching this Galaxy team

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

is The Coli using a lot of your CPU as well? Its stupid high on Chrome.

Yes. it taking about 40% of my CPU

 

[SCORCH]

this is kind of great


anyone remember when AC Milan used to have Opel sponsor their shirts?

Yeah, what about it? It wasn't that long ago tbh

Have we ever discussed Rivaldo in here? I sometimes tell people that he's arguably the greatest footballer of his generation. Brehs say I'm trolling and almost always shout back 'you joking bruv? wot bout ZIDANE!'

Rivaldo was comfortably better than Zidane and I mean that. This quote sums it up best:

Zidane was an avant-garde footballer, as rich in subtext as it is possible for a sportsman to be, whereas Rivaldo was a rudimentary blockbuster. Yet the suspicion remains that some appreciate Zidane without knowing exactly what they're appreciating; that they are perpetuating a discourse for fear of being seen as a philistine. Nobody wants to admit that they thought Citizen Kane was crap.

Rivaldo was the ultimate Fantasy Footballer: he dealt relentlessly in the hard currency of goals (86 in 159 games for Barcelona and 34 in 74 for Brazil, outstanding for a player who invariably played on the left) and assists. And if there were another category by which we judged players – coronaries induced in opposing fans when they get the ball within 30 yards of goal – he would surely be top. When he was on one, he was utterly terrifying.

fukkING FILTH

Won absolutely everything there is to win at both club and international level and has all the individual honours to boot.

 

[SCORCH]

:costa:

 

[Montez]

Forgot to mention last night I met a girl who had them Uncle Leo eyebrows /

The most demonic eyebrows I've ever seen on a woman

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...oled-thinking-father-child-Curtis-Davies.html

 

[RealAssanova]

:costa:

Brazilian quartet

my distant brothers

 

[RealAssanova]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...oled-thinking-father-child-Curtis-Davies.html

the fukkery in this story

Cheick Tiote has two wives AND a mistress as Newcastle midfielder 'falls foul of lover after marrying for second time during visit to Ivory Coast'

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  • Newcastle United midfielder Cheick Tiote has reportedly married a second wife in Ivory Coast - much to the supposed fury of his mistress
  • Nikki Mpofu, Tiote's mistress, reportedly told friends: 'He's used me like a mop. He's just a pig'
  • Tiote reportedly wed Laeticia Doukrou in traditional ceremony this month, despite already being married to first wife Madah

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ote-two-wives-AND-mistress.html#ixzz3EihibCfZ
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Tiote my nikka

 

[Montez]

@SCORCH Can we leave it at 2-0 on Sunday? Cheers xoxoxo

Rivaldo was never appreciated because he played for some garbage Barca teams and alongside Ronaldo. Dude was a special footballers and true magician.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Ramsey out for 6 weeks

 

[RealAssanova]

@SCORCH Can we leave it at 2-0 on Sunday? Cheers xoxoxo

Rivaldo was never appreciated because he played for some garbage Barca teams and alongside Ronaldo. Dude was a special footballers and true magician.

2-0?

2-0 in the first 7 mins my nikka.

chambers ain't kno what's comin to him.

that lanky germeister gonna get that work by costa. Straight bodied in the box

gibbs gonna get that red card again

ozil gonna be AWOL as usual

 

[SCORCH]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...oled-thinking-father-child-Curtis-Davies.html

There was this story last week about some breh pretending to be Kakuta of all people

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...000-worth-bills-swanky-hotels-nightclubs.html

@SCORCH Can we leave it at 2-0 on Sunday? Cheers xoxoxo

Rivaldo was never appreciated because he played for some garbage Barca teams and alongside Ronaldo. Dude was a special footballers and true magician.

I think the injuries may help you guys more than you think; Wenger strikes it lucky and gets the balance right. Once I saw Arteta and Ramsey going off I knew what time it was.

 

[dem bath salts]

2-0?

2-0 in the first 7 mins my nikka.

chambers ain't kno what's comin to him.

that lanky germeister gonna get that work by costa. Straight bodied in the box

gibbs gonna get that red card again

ozil gonna be AWOL as usual

that's my overly confident chelsea breh.




I aint built like that, i'm a wreck until we're two goals up in the 80 minute

 

[RealAssanova]

that's my overly confident chelsea breh.




I aint built like that, i'm a wreck until we're two goals up in the 80 minute

they play with my emotions too breh

that game against schalke had me like while the one against man city had me like cuz i didn't kno what to feel.

lampard scored against us.

lampard is a chelsea legend but scored against us.

we dropped 2 points against a 10 man team, with us ahead and lampard scored against us.

 

[Montez]

2-0?

2-0 in the first 7 mins my nikka.

chambers ain't kno what's comin to him.

that lanky germeister gonna get that work by costa. Straight bodied in the box

gibbs gonna get that red card again

ozil gonna be AWOL as usual

Costa Koscielny if survives to Sunday will wash that nikka.

Tony Adams Chambers is the least of my worries, Future Arsenal Legend right there.

It's our left side Need Sanchez over there.

2-2 Wouldn't surprise.

There was this story last week about some breh pretending to be Kakuta of all people

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...000-worth-bills-swanky-hotels-nightclubs.html




I think the injuries may help you guys more than you think; Wenger strikes it lucky and gets the balance right. Once I saw Arteta and Ramsey going off I knew what time it was.

Ramsey would give yall problems but Flamini in midfield is absolute death. Wilshere potentially being out is a gift. Might have Santi or Diaby in midfield. Wenger was my biggest concern against yall.

Kakuta