Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
Faammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
if I could rep you again I would
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WelbzBlack Excellence
30 goal season underway
300k a week to eat sausages and hang out the back of grannies
Imagine if Welbz scores twice against Citeh?
The Mensah is the next move.
you my nikka, I hate it had to be you breh
#BraceYourselvesWengerSeasonsComing
#NewWelbZOrder
Meanwhile United fans suddenly hyping up this kid James Wilson to soothe their loss.
Well, I did my googles and the results are in, and....
English Macheda
A lethal poacher?
I'd be worried if it was 1997. These creatures aint been relevant for 20 years.
Whats brehs hold up game like?
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So I was speaking to a United breh in front of brehs and we were about to bet that Welbeck would score more goals than Falcao, my only caveat was that the bet would end once Giroud returned from injury because Wenger is a fool for that fool. So well into the new year.
Ten Pound Sterling were agreed as the stake, nothing heavy. Hands were drawn for the binding shake. The atmosphere went cold.
Then he did it. After 10 minutes of the most vulgar braggardoci into my eardrum he hit me with....
with....
"No but Falcao needs time to settle into English football, i'd only bet for the whole season"
My My
You're my nicca ari, like foreal foreal, but keep talking that good sh1t about danny....
2 strikers in their 30s (Falcao thinks hes fooling brehs with that fake birth cert
Falcao relies on agility and aggressive movement in the box (this is what forwards who are not that talented must do). Not easy when youre 33 with a broken knee.
RVP - Well hes got no body and has been looking done anyway. Caucasian strikers tend to abruptly fall off at 29/30 if they havent already, nevermind this cripple.
Both being feed by the magician Mata.
A recipe for success
:nts: :nts: :nts: :nts: :nts: :nts:
Lakerman0834
Veteran
Why is BSPn showing ray rice instead of dutch
Lakerman0834
Veteran
wrong thread bbrehs
Julius Skrrvin
I be winkin' through the scope
Italy doing pretty nice there brehs 
Julius Skrrvin
I be winkin' through the scope
Immobile out on a stretcher? 
Nice for Arsenal,awful for BVB
Nice for Arsenal,awful for BVB
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
True, though that's not that tough. Coli threads are more thorough than those mugs up in Bristol.
this smiley will be used alot this season
Most likely ironically
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
That new iPhone announcement has me sorta vexed. Brehs are just going through the motions now.
I've been sitting on an upgrade and an iPhone 4s for almost 2 years now only for them to unveil a fancy pedometer and a bigger screen.
I really just wish I could somehow get the new processor, battery and operating system in my existing phone. Can you do that? I'd definitely do that. The 4s I think is the best phone I've ever used, the size is perfect, the ease of use etc.
Now I gotta enter the fukking 'phablet' market ffs.
My only hope is apple releases an iPhone classic/vintage line. Then I'd really be on board.
I've been sitting on an upgrade and an iPhone 4s for almost 2 years now only for them to unveil a fancy pedometer and a bigger screen.
I really just wish I could somehow get the new processor, battery and operating system in my existing phone. Can you do that? I'd definitely do that. The 4s I think is the best phone I've ever used, the size is perfect, the ease of use etc.
Now I gotta enter the fukking 'phablet' market ffs.
My only hope is apple releases an iPhone classic/vintage line. Then I'd really be on board.
