Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Ari Gold Bawse]

I honestly don't remember a single Arsenal fan throwing dirt on Welbz. iirc it was always Man U fans who were moaning about him.

I do sense a sort of fear and regret in all the Man U fans here, and when I say that I mean the Junkyard Gang of OFT, you, Abso, Grams, Ghost and Blazo.

Regret?

my heart will have less strain from seeing Welbeck slip and flop chances every weekend

 

[mastermind]

This is true.

I'm disturbed by some male NFL fans for some reason. It's bigger than life to them.

its their masculinity.

 

[Yayo Toure]

If Arsenal got Remy they'd have reason to celebrate.

Welbeck is an awkward looking football player. Next Henry? Don't insult your clubs greatest ever player like that.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

I honestly don't remember a single Arsenal fan throwing dirt on Welbz..

 

[Grams]

Regret?

my heart will have less strain from seeing Welbeck slip and flop chances every weekend

That's a perfect "nikkas talking shyt" picture

 

[Grams]

GOAT

 

[mastermind]

BREHS This 105lb boxer just dropped the greatest thing any athlete has produced in any number of decades.




Dude just made me a fan for life

IM A STAN

 

[Montez]

If Arsenal got Remy they'd have reason to celebrate.

Welbeck is an awkward looking football player. Next Henry? Don't insult your clubs greatest ever player like that.

Im about to become a Remy truther. Breh is Welbeck has pace, size, defensive awareness, and the ability to play others in. Remy, Bony, and even 40 year old Radamel Falcao give you nothing outside the box.

Would love it Welbeck if scored an Adebayor-esque late winner at OT this season.

 

[Grams]

Thinking about making a TLR thread

"Coli ladies, would you date/smash a nikka with this skin tone"

That's a classic Grams thread right there

 

[godkiller]

Thinking about making a TLR thread

"Coli ladies, would you date/smash a nikka with this skin tone"

That's a classic Grams thread right there

Please don't.

 

[BOBN]

see again you expose your lack of knowledge

Wilson will be the striker Welbeck wishes he was, a pure lethal striker.

A lethal poacher?

I'd be worried if it was 1997. These creatures aint been relevant for 20 years.

Whats brehs hold up game like?


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So I was speaking to a United breh in front of brehs and we were about to bet that Welbeck would score more goals than Falcao, my only caveat was that the bet would end once Giroud returned from injury because Wenger is a fool for that fool. So well into the new year.

Ten Pound Sterling were agreed as the stake, nothing heavy. Hands were drawn for the binding shake. The atmosphere went cold.

Then he did it. After 10 minutes of the most vulgar braggardoci into my eardrum he hit me with....



with....




"No but Falcao needs time to settle into English football, i'd only bet for the whole season "


My My

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

its funny how Welbeck moves to Arsenal and instantly becomes the most overrated player in the PL

You're my nicca ari, like foreal foreal, but keep talking that good sh1t about danny....

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Thinking about making a TLR thread

"Coli ladies, would you date/smash a nikka with this skin tone"

That's a classic Grams thread right there

you really going to use da gawd Kirani James though

hes a king in Grenada now, show some respect

 

[NSSVO]

Meanwhile United fans suddenly hyping up this kid James Wilson to soothe their loss.

Well, I did my googles and the results are in, and....

English Macheda

But we got RvP and Falcao. Y'all got Welbeck. And fukking Sanogo.

 

[BOBN]

But we got RvP and Falcao. Y'all got Welbeck. And fukking Sanogo.

2 strikers in their 30s (Falcao thinks hes fooling brehs with that fake birth cert )

Falcao relies on agility and aggressive movement in the box (this is what forwards who are not that talented must do). Not easy when youre 33 with a broken knee.

RVP - Well hes got no body and has been looking done anyway. Caucasian strikers tend to abruptly fall off at 29/30 if they havent already, nevermind this cripple.

Both being feed by the magician Mata.

A recipe for success