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Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!
Anyone heard these rumours about Maicon getting kicked out of the Brazil squad?
apparently he either:
- jerked off into David Luizs shampoo bottle
- caught having sexual intercourse with teammate Elias.
- spread pepper and milk on Elias’s ass and then told him in the morning that he had been raped by four men.
apparently he either:
- jerked off into David Luizs shampoo bottle
- caught having sexual intercourse with teammate Elias.
- spread pepper and milk on Elias’s ass and then told him in the morning that he had been raped by four men.
Meanwhile United fans suddenly hyping up this kid James Wilson to soothe their loss.
Well, I did my googles and the results are in, and....
English Macheda
see again you expose your lack of knowledgeMeanwhile United fans suddenly hyping up this kid James Wilson to soothe their loss.
Well, I did my googles and the results are in, and....
English Macheda
Wilson will be the striker Welbeck wishes he was, a pure lethal striker.
Scottie Drippin
Should Never Mention Me
United fans in continuing to be the WOAT 
Angelo Henriquez, the last scion of Fergie's choosing, of the ilk of the Cantona's and Beckham's, is furthering his footballing pilgrimage, another year, more goals scored in another land, until returns to save the kingdom of the Sir who saved
Or he'll get mad at the lack of first team attention, demand a move to Juventus, and become one of the Top 10 players in the world at his position after one third of a season.
Angelo Henriquez, the last scion of Fergie's choosing, of the ilk of the Cantona's and Beckham's, is furthering his footballing pilgrimage, another year, more goals scored in another land, until returns to save the kingdom of the Sir who saved
Or he'll get mad at the lack of first team attention, demand a move to Juventus, and become one of the Top 10 players in the world at his position after one third of a season.
Black Nate Grey
The God Emperor of Mankind
Brehs with Reus out injured me and my friends were debating about this.
Who is the Derrick Rose of football?
A player with massive potential that is being constantly hindered by injuries.
R9 doesn't count because even if he didnt reach his maximum potential he's still top 5 all time.
For me it's Alexandre Pato
This guy was Balon d'or potential, then they had him on some weight training bullshyt that robbed him of his legendary speed, agility and all around swagger thus ruining his career.
This guy is 25 years old playing in Brazil for São Paulo on LOAN from Corinthians.
Someone should give him a chance, maybe Liverpool can link him up with Coutinho, Sturridge and Sterling.
Who is the Derrick Rose of football?
A player with massive potential that is being constantly hindered by injuries.
R9 doesn't count because even if he didnt reach his maximum potential he's still top 5 all time.
For me it's Alexandre Pato
This guy was Balon d'or potential, then they had him on some weight training bullshyt that robbed him of his legendary speed, agility and all around swagger thus ruining his career.
This guy is 25 years old playing in Brazil for São Paulo on LOAN from Corinthians.
Someone should give him a chance, maybe Liverpool can link him up with Coutinho, Sturridge and Sterling.
so arsenal fans doing a complete 180 on welbeck isnt the biggest WOAT moment this season?United fans in continuing to be the WOAT
Angelo Henriquez, the last scion of Fergie's choosing, of the ilk of the Cantona's and Beckham's, is furthering his footballing pilgrimage, another year, more goals scored in another land, until returns to save the kingdom of the Sir who saved
Or he'll get mad at the lack of first team attention, demand a move to Juventus, and become one of the Top 10 players in the world at his position after one third of a season.
these guys used to laugh at him daily, now all of a sudden hes the next Henry
Premeditated
MANDE KANG
Sanogo scored for france again
Look at that struggle volley
You know he was trying to aim for that top net right.
Struggle dancing too, doesn't even know how to do the mapouka right. his Ivorian peeps must be smh
Julius Skrrvin
I be winkin' through the scope
Tbh Rooney was actually decent tonight. Had some link ups and was ok on the break 
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
Kept thinking about the weird Maicon rumors and for some reason I imagined him and Elias getting down like this:
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
Exactly. United fans are WOAT but Arsenal fans gagging on Nii Tackie dikk after years of sending for him aren't?
Tbh Rooney was actually decent tonight. Had some link ups and was ok on the break
nah. Was slow, wasteful, lacked creativity. Sterling the real MVP, England need to build the team around Sterling, Sturridge and Barkley.
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
I honestly don't remember a single Arsenal fan throwing dirt on Welbz. iirc it was always Man U fans who were moaning about him.
I do sense a sort of fear and regret in all the Man U fans here, and when I say that I mean the Junkyard Gang of OFT, you, Abso, Grams, Ghost and Blazo.
