Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

15 milli for verm

Would be v. happy with nastasic as a replacement...i like the breh

 

[Arrogance.]

Yeah, go for it @Ari Gold Bawse

 

[concise]

Question for this more mature OFT crowd: could you see yourself dating an actress? Doesn't matter if it's silver screen or theatrical, though theater chicks tend to be a little more outgoing and crazy.

I attended a play tonight with a female friend and a male co-worker, whose fiancee was the star in Miss Saigon. Won't go into the story, just know it's basically two hours of this dude's girl all over some other dude. He was talking big game in the lobby about how it wasn't a big deal, but he was squirming like shyt in his seat non-stop.

The actress mentioned in the afterparty that she'll be auditioning for a part in two weeks where she'll be nekkid on stage. I ain't the jealous type usually, but iono know if I could stand for all that.

BTW, 30 seconds hanging with actors and actresses and it's plain obvious why relationships between the two never work.

lol, not every play is Miss Saigon. Some are more like Raisin in the Sun, Take Me Out, or Mr. Brownstone.

It worked for Ruby Dee and Ossie Davis, didn't it?

 

[concise]

you guys want me to make a fantasy league code and H2H?

Sure.

RIP Kunty.

 

[Gilver]

The fantasy league just rolls on. If you re-register you'll automatically be in it i think. I am at least.

Make a new one though i suppose.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Fantasy League: 1296335-304824
H2H code: 1296335-304880

ill put it in my sig for a while

 

[BOBN]

Being a crybaby Celt club or nation finally pays.

After the embarrassment of getting put on blast for asking to be the 33rd team at the World Cup cos Henry handballed, being swallowed by Arsenal lawyers after the Eduardo dive tantrum, losing their shyt cos Juventus didnt allow those pasty bums to rough up their keeper, Celtic have successfully told on Legia Warsaw and had them kicked out the CL

I am prepared to forsake the Arsenal tie just to watch Celtic get pumped even harder in the next round

And lay off Bradley Philips-Wright fagghits. Thats my schoolbro

 

[Gilver]

I know a Rangers fan from Northern Ireland. He was giving it all sorts on facebook other night.

His seeth right now is delicious.

I told him it was worth it to see some big European nights at Celtic Park. Guy went in to a meltdown.

 

[yoyoyo1]

LIVE!


easily not as funny as last year but still a decent part or two

 

[yoyoyo1]

looks mad photoshopped, gonna wait for him to clarify these shenangians


two loser clubs living in the past, partnership makes perfect sense to me

 

[mastermind]

Black Dutch parents

http://www.spartak.com/main/news/quincypromes1/

 

[mastermind]

Black Dutch parents

http://www.spartak.com/main/news/quincypromes1/

 

[gho3st]

McEchran on loan again ...thought they said he had next

Atsu, Omeruo on loan too...why the fukk do these young players sign with chelsea. Lukaku was right.



and anybody celebrating bytchass Donovan...

 

[mastermind]

Question for this more mature OFT crowd: could you see yourself dating an actress? Doesn't matter if it's silver screen or theatrical, though theater chicks tend to be a little more outgoing and crazy.

I attended a play tonight with a female friend and a male co-worker, whose fiancee was the star in Miss Saigon. Won't go into the story, just know it's basically two hours of this dude's girl all over some other dude. He was talking big game in the lobby about how it wasn't a big deal, but he was squirming like shyt in his seat non-stop.

The actress mentioned in the afterparty that she'll be auditioning for a part in two weeks where she'll be nekkid on stage. I ain't the jealous type usually, but iono know if I could stand for all that.

BTW, 30 seconds hanging with actors and actresses and it's plain obvious why relationships between the two never work.

i could. Dont see the big deal.


I have a dream of wifing a washed up R&B chick. A joint that had a big hit but was never really big time. Amerie, Mya, along those lines.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

this gif too

i swear i was watching some show last summer where a dude with white hair was singing mares eat oats et al as a joke. i was like

coulda been that awful netflix season of arrested development, but either i way i was decidedly lost


im on it

This one too.

shyt always creeped me out when I saw it used here.