Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[mastermind]

Warren Barton da orange gawd

 

[Gilver]

Seem?! He doesn't know shyt. Pace, passion, and power are the keys to every match and every team plays 442.

Didn't think anyone could touch Tommy Smyth but he runs it close.

I've only experienced half an hour of him tbf, not really sufficient time to build any real hatred.

 

[mastermind]

If you haven't experienced Pre, half time, and post match analysis from Our Orange Gawd Warren Barton, then you cannot claim to have lived a fulfilling life.

 

[Gilver]

Rewnz still got England in his system.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Dani Alves neck beard is looking super epic for the start of the season.

 

[The Tanzanian Prince]

Rooney needs to play more, he's not fit mentally or physically

 

[Gilver]

Rooney needs to play more, he's not fit mentally or physically

How do you get fit mentally? Imagine yourself running?

 

[The Tanzanian Prince]

How do you get fit mentally? Imagine yourself running?

 

[Gilver]

Garlic bread pizza?

Garlic bread with a normal pizza topping on top? Kind of defeats the purpose no?

America

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Do they have stuffed crust pizza over in England? Probably the GOAT pizza crust.

 

[Olu Dara]

Rooney

 

[The Tanzanian Prince]

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri
Robin Van Persie informed Juventus via a phone talk that negotiations between him and Manchester United are on advanced stage

From CNN Italy.

 

[King Theo]

Do they have stuffed crust pizza over in England? Probably the GOAT pizza crust.

yea bro they got stuffed crust with hot dogs inside i cannot lie about this

 

[Gilver]

Do they have stuffed crust pizza over in England? Probably the GOAT pizza crust.

Yeah.

Only dominoes/pizza hut n shyt thought i think.

But they're too mainstream for real brehs like me. I buy from the quaint local takeaways.

 

[Gilver]

Rooney

Who do you support bra?