Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Montez]

There is a Arsenal America 5 on 5 tourny in NYC at the Chelsea Pier fields on July 27th. Brehs, lets make a team. @yoyoyo1 @mastermind @Montez whoever else.

Lets get it, as long as I play sweeper i'm good.

My middle name isn't Desailly for nothing

 

[Montez]

Seeing the Arsenal-Puma kit, im cosigning @penfield what the fukk have Arsenal done?

 

[mastermind]

There is a Arsenal America 5 on 5 tourny in NYC at the Chelsea Pier fields on July 27th. Brehs, lets make a team. @yoyoyo1 @mastermind @Montez whoever else.

i could, it really depends on how long i stay. Prolly gonna drive up there for the game on the 26th

 

[mastermind]

Seeing the Arsenal-Puma kit, im cosigning @penfield what the fukk have Arsenal done?

these white kits?Surely its a joke.

 

[Montez]

these white kits?Surely its a joke.

nah we not wearing white, the smoke gets bigger as the days get closer to the 11th

 

[J Money]

You guys ever have the idea for an app, then search it and find that it's already made?

How in the leaping fukk do you get ahead in this life.

In case you're wondering it was a bathroom rating app on the best bathrooms in the city :ffs:

Inspired partially by George Costanza and partially by my need in every restaurant I go to to visit the bathroom, regardless if I have to go. If anything I just wash my hands. This is a must in really nice restaurants. I came up with the idea during one meal way back in high school. I've been pinging it about for a while, just bathroom reviews, but elevated to a comical degree, with deviations and ruminations on the nature of bathroom criticism.

I've been noticing that lately, the tendency for people to elevate their largely insignificant area of writing into this high art scholarly pursuit. Culprits of this: sports journalists, film critics, music critics, tabloid journalists. I still remember the day I turned off Piers Morgan for good, it was the day he began lecturing about journalistic ethics on his show.

Piers Morgan ffs

Reading your post just gave me a damn good idea bro

Thanks breh..gotta get to work now

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Di Maria then

you think its true

imo best winger at the moment

 

[NSSVO]

you think its true

imo best winger at the moment

He wants money, and it has been rumored he was to leave for like two years. e supposedly gave an interview about wanting to come to United since he was a child. Madrid trying to build up cash for one of the Columbians. Works for everyone.

 

[Montez]

you think its true

imo best winger at the moment

One of the Argentine ESPN guys said Kroos to Madrid, Khedira to Chelsea, and Di Maria to PSG.

Jorge Mendes is about the $$$, he gets his cut if James moves to Madrid.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

anything at the moment

we were down on Bourbon last night. So many older chicks who tryna get their groove back.

The strip clubs on Bourbon are terrible too. Also seemed like a lot of kids were out.

We seeing Nas and Prince, but Im tryna find some Essence related parties.

So true with essence fest, I drill a 40ish redbone milf two years ago at essence. Jumping everytime I was thrusting.

Decatur Street is where I usually go, House of Blues and The Hookah are just blocks away from Canal St on Decatur.

Also, You could always go to casino, they got a club there called Masquerade.

If you want to leave the CBD area, there's Metro on the Westbank and the Effiel on St.Charles Ave.

Advised you not to go to Bourbon since two white guys shot 9 people killing one this past Saturday.

Strip Clubs, I only go to one, Passions. Its in New Orleans East and its a hole in a wall but the bytches are straight and very friendly

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

@SubZeroDegrees

Im here in New Orleans for Essence Festival. Whats going on? And Why all these NO chicks obese?

They give up that good dome though

 

[mastermind]

nah we not wearing white, the smoke gets bigger as the days get closer to the 11th

I hope

i dont trust this Puma shyt or Arsenal and transfers.

 

[mastermind]

So true with essence fest, I drill a 40ish redbone milf two years ago at essence. Jumping everytime I was thrusting.

Decatur Street is where I usually go, House of Blues and The Hookah are just blocks away from Canal St on Decatur.

Also, You could always go to casino, they got a club there called Masquerade.

If you want to leave the CBD area, there's Metro on the Westbank and the Effiel on St.Charles Ave.

Advised you not to go to Bourbon since two white guys shot 9 people killing one this past Saturday.

Strip Clubs, I only go to one, Passions. Its in New Orleans East and its a hole in a wall but the bytches are straight and very friendly

the strip clubs on Bourbon were straight

Monica is hosting a party tonight at the Casino, but we missed our chance to get tickets.

Which White Party should I hit up?

The Metro on Andrew Higgins? I may actually hit that up tomorrow night.


I will say this, you brehs club prices

Hella cheap.


Also the Hurricane drink from Pat O'Brien's
Was Kool-Aid.

They give up that good dome though

there was this really bad old ratchet joint that I had drunk courage to say whats up too. Her older and more friends cockbloced.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Third kit is shyt.

Though Big Sexy in the skin tight puma.

That's a title lock tactic right there, opposing players are gonna be running with hard ons out there.

 

[TTT]

So Barca has signed 3 GKs this window (Ter Stegen, Bravo, Masip)

Ter Stegen lost by default and he was the first one signed I know he's

They did that with Rustu Recber after he had a good world cup in 2002 and they also had Valdes and some other goalie. Zubizaretta left them and they tried so many goalkeepers until Valdes became a long term choice and the meantime they seemed to just buy as many goalies and see which one works out.