Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Grams]

Shock move of the window.....Tom Ince to Inter

 

[NSSVO]

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He's capable of being an excellent finisher. I really do think he just needs that run centrally to get that confidence and rhythm in front of goal. He's capable of a .5 or .6 goal record.
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Do people lose any sense of objectivity and common sense when they talk about Danny Welbeck? No player in the last 2 decades except Van Nistelrooy - and if I am not mistaken the only other player being Denis Law - who has played here for more than 2 seasons has managed to have a goal ratio higher than 0.5. But suddenly Danny Welbeck is capable of doing that score (which is better than the ratio of greats like Raul, Totti, Del Piero etc), a guy who currently has a 0.2 ratio is apparently capable of doing here better than Rooney or Ronaldo. Madness! It's like some people live in an alternate universe.

 

[Grams]

Saying Sturridge is talented and can score a lot of goals in the league = Get laughed at

Saying Welbeck is shyt and can't finish to save his life = "you're hating bro the skill is there"

Look at the stats

Who was right and who was wrong

 

[Gilver]

ST: @Gilver After suffering through a career threatening bout of simple human decency, one of the finest antagonists the sport has ever seen. In his absence, a slew of replacements were slotted in. @gho3st @KOTK @Abso831 all took their cracks, but the attack lacked focus, drive, and efficient finishing. Sure he attacks easy targets, but in this day of anti-strikers, false nines, and several aliases posting intermittently for no fukking reason, you cherish someone who is just going to back some home. And of course, there are those glorious moments when he flexes his muscle and unleashes truly glorious prose into our humble thread.

The squad

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Yes, @Gilver only heads straight to the goal. That's how he lives.

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And yes, @Hollister does the same. We know how Brazilian wingers play. A shame for @horse. kills who then has to cover the whole left wing.

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And yes, @Grams only heads back. We know he can't attack

Some may be ugly, but i always put it in the back of the net


Dat end product

 

[Max B]

Shock move of the window.....Tom Ince to Inter

Hows that a shock? Hes been linked with them for awhile and also his dad played for inter. Plus hes a free agent italian clubs are cheapass's so they always go for the bargains

 

[Max B]

lol like anybody cares

 

[Gilver]

OP worthy that line up pic

 

[Grams]

Hows that a shock? Hes been linked with them for awhile and also his dad played for inter. Plus hes a free agent italian clubs are cheapass's so they always go for the bargains

Can't get a look in at Palace? Why not sign him

#IncerMilan

 

[yoyoyo1]

lol like anybody cares

thanks for reminding me

Clown ass nikka stick to watching ur boring ass baseball typical yank

#OFT, who else was making posts exactly like this?

 

[Max B]

 

[noodles]

MLS = where footballers go to die... #Beckham

 

[yoyoyo1]

any of you lames going to serbia vs jamaica?

MLS = where footballers go to die... #Beckham

except becks went to PSG, played in the champions league, and won a title there after he left the galaxy

so his career died? is ligue 1 the new graveyard? bold statement breh

 

[Grams]

I wanted to go to the Turkey game. Never met an ugly Turkish jawn

 

[dennis roadman]

some shocking posters have waded into OFT in recent months tbf

@Gilver gonna carry all the water now that @Kunty McPhuck isnt here to rinse them out

 

[Gilver]

some shocking posters have waded into OFT in recent months tbf

@Gilver gonna carry all the water now that @Kunty McPhuck isnt here to rinse them out

I'll need detailed profiles of those concerned on my desk by the morning.