Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roaden Polynice]

Tom Arnold in Munich coming up after the match. Guess I'm set for the night

 

[Gilver]

But fukk, Nani's definitely gone then right?

fukk that bytch.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

fukk that bytch.

 

[mastermind]

That shyt is implied, i know i just done told you to smarten up, noz

when do we start the Romelu Lukaku = Andy Carroll stuff?

 

[Scottie Drippin]

when do we start the Romelu Lukaku = Andy Carroll stuff?

Don't do Andy like that.

 

[mastermind]

Veratti dancing around Ramires and co

Don't do Andy like that.

I feel like Terry is the only player in teh world who would be subbed on in a preseason match and need to wear the armband.

 

[Gilver]

Really though.

fukk knows.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Nevermind, didn't realize Ivanovic got replaced by Terry.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

It's funny how Chelsea fans are completely unaware of the player they have in Marin and just dikkride Hazard...even though they've seen neither of them play

 

[Gilver]

Marin's from the bundesliga, he knows the power of KAGAWA, he's probably sitting in the dressing room looking at Hazard like

 

[Sam Peel]

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

^ didn't even pay attention to your avi..alias character from a shyt film. lol

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

when do we start the Romelu Lukaku = Andy Carroll stuff?

Welcome to a year ago

 

[KOTK]

This is where we are:


"We're not after M'Vila, we'll wait for Diaby. When Diaby is fit he is the first name on the French team sheet."

 

[yoyoyo1]

Seeing the football lines for the Olympics got be for that half-second again... I have nothing to root for hard except our women..

Adopting Honduras as my team in the men's.. or Uruguay


ACtually I lie, I'm pretty much over it though every time I see Sean Johnson make another beautiful diving save I get the face on in 0.001 second(s) then I exhale and I'm like, yeah this is our dude for the future he'll make up for it.