Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Grams]

Well...drop them pics at least

Do they even know how to spell soccer in New Orleans

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Do they even know how to spell soccer in New Orleans

 

[Grams]

Oh and uhhh, say hello to your boy. Or atleast...wave

jheeze man like Ronaldean O'Banion

 

[Ukbrotha]

Arsenal on Sunday

 

[Funcrusher]

Had to come out of lurking for this one

 

[SmarkMero]

 

[Liu Kang]

So I watched the NY - HOU highlights and I got a few questions for you Yanks :
1. How is Henry waiting to be 35 to get his arms all tatted up like a MS13 sicario ?!
2. Why don't you Americans display the home-team first in the score-board ?
3. Is 4/4/2 the only formation that exists in MLS ?
4. Why is there no away goal rule ?
5. 3 struggle-goals in the semi of the MLS most glorious tourney ?! Is this really MLS ?!
6. Will the MLS cup with Red Bulls be the same nightmare for Henry as the CL with Arsenal ?
7. Why is Houson's name Dynamo ? Are there east european-based ?

 

[turek44]

Old Trafford...

here we come

 

[concise]

So I watched the NY - HOU highlights and I got a few questions for you Yanks :
1. How is Henry waiting to be 35 to get his arms all tatted up like a MS13 sicario ?!
2. Why don't you Americans display the home-team first in the score-board ?
3. Is 4/4/2 the only formation that exists in MLS ?
4. Why is there no away goal rule ?
5. 3 struggle-goals in the semi of the MLS most glorious tourney ?! Is this really MLS ?!
6. Will the MLS cup with Red Bulls be the same nightmare for Henry like the CL with Arsenal ?
7. Why is Houson's name Dynamo ? Are there east european-based ?

1. Middle-aged identity crisis. See Hulk Hogan and Sylvester Stallone.
2. Because this is America. Every other sport displays the away team first as a holdover from baseball, where the 2nd team always goes last in the inning. Ironically, most national broadcasts do display the home team first. Just depends on what channel you're watching. Just look at the highlights from KC vs NE.
3.
4. We don't like it.
5. Houston is not that good of an offensive team.
6. Probably not.
7. They were originally going to be called Houston 1836.
http://www.chron.com/sports/dynamo/article/Houston-soccer-team-will-86-its-1836-name-1881955.php

 

[dennis roadman]

Never really fukked wit NYRB, try to watch their games but I never give a fukk and usually wind up rootin against em

NYCFC comin, but I can't fukk wit a team run by City.

Guess I'll just continue to enjoy Red Bulls fukkin up every November

I'm not even sick fam. I'm absolutely not even sick
How a team can win the supporters shield
Go up 2-0 away then blow the lead like some wasteman
Go up 1-0 at home and end up losing in extra time
I'm never going to a Red Bulls game again
I'm never watching a Red Bulls game on TV again
Yall DC nikkas die

new york gotta have 3 teams just to keep people's hopes up for some type of accomplishment

" if team a doesn't win anything this year I'M OUT forreal i sweahtagawd"

 

[Montez]

PS @Montez and @concise don't think we forgot about yall

 

[dennis roadman]

i'm not even gonna make @Grams change his avi or anything, he's been through enough but this ether will come in waves

 

[Grams]

i'm not even gonna make @Grams change his avi or anything, he's been through enough but this ether will come in waves

Merci oh merciful one

 

[Montez]

Did my man Jaime really say this?

J Redknapp: I still see Mertesacker as a weakness.
Ballack: He’s not a weakness.
Redknapp: No, I don’t mean that in a negative sense.

 

[Montez]