Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Grams]

Ok. You don't have problems understanding everything? It's hard with no subs. If you consider coming to France in 2016, take the time to improve and don't rush it, it's not necessary. It's better to understand the whole show with subs than partially understand it without them IMO. You could also try France24 if you can, it's a good news network.
I saw Gravity yesterday (in english with fr subs) and for normal convos I could understand quite easily but when they were talking to Houston about technical space stuff I had to read the subs to fully understand.

Breh I understand one out of every eight words :

 

[BobbyBooshay]

lol TBH, Dortmund and Bayern are prob the best sides for counter attacks.

Hopefully good result in German and Naples and we should be fine.

 

[BobbyBooshay]

For the Neymar haters -

13 games
6 assists
3 goals
1 trophy

 

[yoyoyo1]

Often ignored fact:

NY won the Dax vs DeRo trade

 

[OneManGang]

Breh you using that wrong. I admitted we lost and didn't make excuses. It just sucks how little it takes to sink us.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

can't believe the turn this thread has taken into seriousness, this is disappointing

lets list top tactical cliches

1. outnumbered in midfield
2. using a dangerous winger to nullify a dangerous fullback



fukking ridiculous. modern tactics discussions


"when the ball deflected randomly off a shot into an open space, it looked more like a 2-1-4-2-1"
"as they hit the final hopeful ball up in the 93rd minute, the coach put out what resembled a 1-2-7"

3) Y's a much more vertical player than x

4) 4-3-3 converts to a 4-5-1 in defense

5) 2 banks of 4

 

[SCORCH]

Linked with Diego Costa yesterday and saw this video pop up on a Chelsea forum




1.02 and 1.35

For the Neymar haters -

13 games
6 assists
3 goals
1 trophy

 

[gho3st]

why is that kick and run thing not working for Gareth Bale??

For the Neymar haters -

13 games
6 assists
3 goals
1 trophy

nobody hates on Neymar over here bruh.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

For the Neymar haters -

13 games
6 assists
3 goals
1 trophy

No-one hates Neymar, we just haven't bought into the hype of flattin trackin in South America or that he would rather be the bytch then the Man when he signed for Barca

 

[gho3st]

No-one hates Neymar, we just haven't bought into the hype of flattin trackin in South America or that he would rather be the bytch then the Man when he signed for Barca

he'll never be the type of player he can be with Messi expecting the ball everytime. Cant believe how many time i've seen Dude pass the ball to Messi rather than take a shot at goal.


On AC Milan And Balo: what did i tell you?? Raiola outchea telling the world how unsettled balo is at milan...there are rumors that dude was in the Barcelona dressing room too

 

[Liu Kang]

No-one hates Neymar, we just haven't bought into the hype of flattin trackin in South America or that he would rather be the bytch then the Man when he signed for Barca

He was linked to either Real or Barça. He would have been CR7's bytch if he wasn't Messi's. He had no other real choice.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

On AC Milan And Balo: what did i tell you?? Raiola outchea telling the world how unsettled balo is at milan...there are rumors that dude was in the Barcelona dressing room too

Whats him doin in the Barca changing room got to do with anything? It probably happens more than you think. It use to happen all the time in the old days then again, drinking was involved too

you and your half truths reporting.

Raiola was talkin about the media been all up on Mario, especially after the incident with the cameraman and this coming off Mario tellin the ref he was goin to kill him in the last few weeks. Fatty is doin what he cares about, ways to make more money.

''Mario is the only one who can deal with the constant pressure of the media. If it would've been me who had to deal with that kind of pressure, I don't know if I could handle it....''

''Unfortunately, we have to accept it. Clearly we've gone back to the days where everybody only talks about Balotelli. I guess there's nothing else for the papers to write...''

As for ''If he would like to leave the Serie A because of this? Milan will certainly not be his last club. However he still has 4 years left on his contract, so we're not thinking about another club at the moment.''

Uncle Festa

''Mino Raiola is sneaky. He likes to stir things up. He's a fantastic representative but you have to be careful with him..

Once again, where is Mario goin to? England isn't an option nor is Barca, which leave Real, too much politics or PSG/Monaco?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

He was linked to either Real or Barça. He would have been CR7's bytch if he wasn't Messi's. He had no other real choice.

C dot is more likely to be sold by Real than Messi is by Barca.

 

[King Theo]

he'll never be the type of player he can be with Messi expecting the ball everytime. Cant believe how many time i've seen Dude pass the ball to Messi rather than take a shot at goal.


On AC Milan And Balo: what did i tell you?? Raiola outchea telling the world how unsettled balo is at milan...there are rumors that dude was in the Barcelona dressing room too

i want to say i would welcome him back to City with open arms. but im not 100% sure i would

 

[Grams]

I forgot to send a big fukk off to Olivier Giroud for that "fukk Man United" comment.

Look at his wag

obviously a beard for his homo escapades no homo