Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Kunty McPhuck]

at West Brom being better represented in the England side than Chelsea, Arsenal, and City

Saido Berahino is a sexy exotic name


Spain 1-0 up vs Portugal already



Everyone else = fukked

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

This English rapper English frank from Brixton is a fukking crease.

I don't even know if he's serious, but entertaining anyway.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Portugal were Spain

Already better than the seniors Semi and the game is only 10mins old

 

[BOBN]

facets of his passing, probably pointing towards Gerrards ability to pass a long ball (although he does love a hollywood ball). Pirlo and Xavi > Gerrard, all day long for me. The point the article is trying to make is valid anyway.

Yeah but its crazy

they would not be a square peg in a round hole. Did Sergio Busquets do anything in the Euro 2012 that Parker could not have done, play acting aside?

whats this c*nts thing with parker? (apart from being english and in the media). Busquets is a technically perfect player. And lets not forget parker facked up simple 8 yard balls to walcott.

The lack of technique means players like parker and yep, even gerrard and carrick are too busy thinking about how they are going to control the ball while the spanish are thinking about patterns of play, 2-3-4 passes in advance.

Also carrick/gerrard/parker are unable or unwilling to take the ball in tight spaces because they know they lack technique which restricts where they can move in the first place. its like playing chess against a player with 10 queens, nowhere to go without getting ate. Techinique is the key problem.

 

[mastermind]

Ive always like Huddlestone on the low.

Great long range passer and technically very good.

If he has lost weight he will be a good player for a proper club in a few years time, when he is ready.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

So Sporting got their next winger lined up on deck, hes name is Bruma and hes Excellence

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Ive always like Huddlestone on the low.

Great long range passer and technically very good.

If he has lost weight he will be a good player for a proper club in a few years time, when he is ready.

Yeah, he was just too fukkin big, hes fukkin huge, brick shythouse huge

 

[mastermind]

Yeah, he was just too fukkin big, hes fukkin huge, brick shythouse huge

yeah, idk how he did it with all that weight

Dude had to be pushing 210 lbs

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Jese Rodríguez

 

[mastermind]

Jese Rodríguez

thats the kid Arsenal couldnt sign away from Real

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

thats the kid Arsenal couldnt sign away from Real

Yeah. Got a shyt left foot tho, but hes a finisher. His 2nd goal was

Portugal leveled it up 2-2.

 

[yoyoyo1]

what kind of spaniard names their kid Jesse

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

what kind of spaniard names their kid Jesse

Better than your typical Carlos, Miguel, Juans etc tbh

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Jese got a hatty

Gerard Deulofeu

 

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anybody posted this rant on van persie yet?