Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Liu Kang]

If a girl/woman likes to be submissive then by gawd shes getting that Olivia Newton John work out plan. No Grease.

That's a quadruple at least, isn't it ?
1. The girl is getting that work
2. Olivia Newton John played in Grease
3. Olivia Newton John was super fit in that movie (good "work out plan")
4. No Grease = no lube.



And dude typed that at lightspeed. How fast is @Kunty McPhuck 's mind going ?!

 

[Liu Kang]

Typical Kaiser Franck goal by the way.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

That's a quadruple at least, isn't it ?
1. The girl is getting that work
2. Olivia Newton John played in Grease
3. Olivia Newton John was super fit in that movie (good "work out plan")
4. No Grease = no lube.



And dude typed that at lightspeed. How fast is @Kunty McPhuck 's mind going ?!

I haven't had a joint yet, so my mind is clear at present

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Whos next? Stockdale come on down. English keepers on that EA Sports cycle. Next every fall.

Ruddy after that and then that's it

 

[BOBN]

All Robben had to do is any pass

 

[Liu Kang]

Cot damn, PSG is getting Benfica that work ! Who's watching ?
*watching Bayern-ManC*

EDIT : The crowd in Manchester is pathetic ! How you let the away teams fans be so loud

EDIT2 : Switching to PSG's match

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Christ I really hoped they burned that gym equipment once that video shoot wrapped.

 

[Hater]

Evra

 

[Liu Kang]

Watching PSG's goals and the first two goals was great, build-up wise : Motta-Matuidi-Verratti is an incredible midfield

 

[thatrapsfan]

Vindication for @thatknickfan

Brehs I've been travelling with marginal Internet access so I have no idea what he did, but I always told y'all he has real talent. When he has confidence he is a top player.

Watched the Arsenal CL match on the Zanzibari beach last night Ozil and Rambo Best midfield in the world.

 

[Gandolpiffini]

Watched the Arsenal CL match on the Zanzibari beach last night Ozil and Rambo Best midfield in the world.

 

[yseJ]

RVP is getting skinny pete and badgere'd in donbass arena

 

[SCORCH]

Bayern putting on a clinic tbh. They look much improved from the Super Cup game.

City haven't had a single decent counter-attack. Yaya has been knackered since midway through the first half

 

[gho3st]

anybody else bet on Galatasaray to beat Juve


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Gareth Bale out three weeks....

 

[Roaden Polynice]