Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Jax]

Keeper is ass.

And Ronaldinho is dikk

 

[Sam Peel]

bale all the way down at 17

EA Sports just posted a new blog with the 50 best players listed in FIFA Soccer 14 by overall rating. Not surprising that Lionel Messi is the top rated player in the game closely followed by Cristiano Ronaldo. Here is the list:

50. Thomas Müller 85
49. Sergio Busquets 85
48. Pedro 85
47. Marco Reus 85
46. Eden Hazard 85
45. Arturo Vidal 85
44. Mats Hummels 85
43. Luka Modrić 85
42. Karim Benzema 85
41. Ezequiel Lavezzi 85
40. Santi Cazorla 85
39. Jesús Navas 85
38. Petr Čech 85
37. Xabi Alonso 85
36. Ashley Cole 85
35. Robert Lewandowski 86
34. Ángel Di María 86
33. Luis Suárez 86
32. Manuel Neuer 86
31. Cesc Fàbregas 86
30. Sergio Ramos 86
29. Gerard Piqué 86
28. Mario Gomez 86
27. Carlos Tévez 86
26. Vincent Kompany 86
25. Giorgio Chiellini 86
24. Yaya Touré 86
23. Andrea Pirlo 86
22. Iker Casillas 86
21. Gianluigi Buffon 86
20. Edinson Cavani 87
19. Juan Mata 87
18. Mesut Özil 87
17. Gareth Bale 87
16. Thiago Silva 87
15. Nemanja Vidić 87
14. Philipp Lahm 87
13. Wayne Rooney 87
12. David Silva 88
11. Sergio Agüero 88
10. Bastian Schweinsteiger 88
9. Arjen Robben 88
8. Zlatan Ibrahimović 89
7. Xavi 89
6. Robin van Persie 89
5. Andres Iniesta 89
4. Falcao 90
3. Franck Ribéry 90
2. Cristiano Ronaldo 92
1. Lionel Messi 94

 

[Mané Swagincha]

i'll be in rio and hopefully salvador in november

Salvador seems to be always popping bruv, gunfire, hoes, axé parties etc. Anything special going on there at the time? You already know how Carnaval is there tho

And them Baianas

 

[Scottie Drippin]

In reality he's tied for sixth.

Gomez ranked better than the dude that forced him onto the bench

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milieu_(organized_crime_in_France)


Who dat ?

Popeye Doyle from the film The French Connection based on the drug trafficking scheme from the 60's

 

[dennis roadman]

Salvador seems to be always popping bruv, gunfire, hoes, axé parties etc. Anything special going on there at the time? You already know how Carnaval is there tho

And them Baianas

nah nothing special. actually i doubt i'll make it there. baianas how dey do dat

floripa was next on my list to see but salvador has jumped over it. belo horizonte and floripa are fighting for that #2 spot

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Brehs, I google baianas and got a bunch of tired old looking black chicks.

Explain

 

[Roid Jones]

bale all the way down at 17

That list

 

[dennis roadman]

girls from rio, floripa, and sao paulo are all about expensive clothes and makeup and whatnot. salvador is more of a afro-bohemian city, pretty girls with long ass hair, little to no makeup and rocking one earring. most of them are at least 1/4 indigenous and/or 1/4 black

 

[Roid Jones]

My football wet dream is for C. Ronaldo to follow Ozil to Arsenal and then Arsenal needs a DM..... Michael Bradley, perhaps?

 

[Roid Jones]

If he leaves, it's either Monaco or Arsenal.

It happened in my football manager save

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Silva has a higher rating than bale

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Silva has a higher rating than bale

All Bale does is run fast and kick hard.

Silva has to be scored reflecting his ball control, vision, passing (long and short), agility, and tekkers. Unfortunately, "Giving a fukk" hasn't been properly digitalized.

 

[NSSVO]

Aguero higher than Wayne?

 

[Liu Kang]

Silva has a higher rating than bale

Aguero higher than Wayne?

Yeah