Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[EQ.]

Tom Carrol to Ajax loan

Overmars
The kid is gonna comeback golden

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Best in the business.

Uncle Festa is still

He haggled Citeh down from 37m to 22m for Balotelli over 5 payments.

Paid Barca only 16m of Ibras transfer and then sold him for 7m profit

Sold Sheva for 30m, Kaka for 63m with his dodgy knee.


I want to see how Levy's goin to try and sell Kaboul dodgy knee to a big club

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Tom Carrol to Ajax loan

Overmars
The kid is gonna comeback golden

I thought he was a central player not a winger. I thought Pritchard was the wide man

 

[gho3st]

Uncle Festa is still

He haggled Citeh down from 37m to 22m for Balotelli over 5 payments.

Paid Barca only 16m of Ibras transfer and then sold him for 7m profit

Sold Sheva for 30m, Kaka for 63m with his dodgy knee.


I want to see how Levy's goin to try and sell Kaboul dodgy knee to a big club

Levy snatched the crown

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Levy snatched the crown

This is Levy's 1st proper window. Up and until this summer, breh thought the transfer window open on 29th Aug every year. You cannot crown a breh just because he done well on a test for once

 

[mastermind]

Thank you.

All those Spurs fans tryin to tell me hes been doin it for more than 1 season on the guardian comments section sayin he 'Oh he done it the year he raped Maicon twice' that was a great 3-4 months, he done fukk all else that season. Just check his record that year. He scored the majority of goals in the 1st half of the season and he played 11 games in the CL that year and had only those 2 great games vs Inter of any note. I'm not tryin to hate, but hes been overrated as fukk since he hit form last season. He got great useage of scorin al lthose long distance goals outside of the box, but thats not goin to happen week in week out

the breh is a straight line player. Absolutely no wiggle in his game. Real will find out very fast that they paid 100 million for a slight upgrade on Di Maria.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

the breh is a straight line player. Absolutely no wiggle in his game. Real will find out very fast that they paid 100 million for a better looking Di Maria.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Uncle Festa is still

He haggled Citeh down from 37m to 22m for Balotelli over 5 payments.

Paid Barca only 16m of Ibras transfer and then sold him for 7m profit

Sold Sheva for 30m, Kaka for 63m with his dodgy knee.


I want to see how Levy's goin to try and sell Kaboul dodgy knee to a big club

If levy succeeds with stalling until sunday and fuccing us over


Levy>>>>>

 

[mastermind]

Bale aint easy on the eyes either breh.

 

[AlphaOne]

Uncle Festa is still

He haggled Citeh down from 37m to 22m for Balotelli over 5 payments.

Paid Barca only 16m of Ibras transfer and then sold him for 7m profit

Sold Sheva for 30m, Kaka for 63m with his dodgy knee.


I want to see how Levy's goin to try and sell Kaboul dodgy knee to a big club

Uncle Festa still going strong.

I don't know about wanting Kaka back though. You think he's worth a go?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Bale aint easy on the eyes either breh.

Bale has a far better beak

 

[mastermind]

Bale has a far better beak

I mean its Bat Boy vs. the Monkey. Idk, id say a push.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

If levy succeeds with stalling until sunday and fuccing us over


Levy>>>>>

Oh Levy's goin to stall, because thats thats the type of breh he is, he only allows things to happen on his terms, once hes happy.

Get ready for a hectic last 5 hours on Monday

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I mean its Bat Boy vs. the Monkey. Idk, id say a push.

True

 

[mastermind]

the "Levy is stalling" thing is a nonstory, imo.

If Wumger was really signing Di Maria/Ozil/Kiazema, the deals will be done. Flying a breh from Madrid to London isnt that big of a deal either.