Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Scottie Drippin]

I've never thought of that, it's funny. Jamaican kids usually get fed to track teams when they move here.

It's like no one has ever paused to think "Wait a second...." and taught a yout a four-seam. You're more likely to see some six-three yawdboi struggle-double-dribbling (you know what I'm talking about, them two hand joints followed by the extra broken jumper) than seeing a kid from a country that plays a bat sport with a bat in his hand.

I moved to the suburbs of all suburbs when I was ten brehs. I got that Randy Johnson lanky lefty sidearm.

I'm right-handed doe

My lifetime era would probably reflect this

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

the roids in my elementary school playground were low quality tbh

Conte came out with the clear cream/gel a bit too late

 

[SCORCH]

Most athletes really ain't with the dualities.

@horse. kills come get your boy Mata breh.

 

[Jax]

Most athletes really ain't with the dualities.

@horse. kills come get your boy Mata breh.

He threw dat like an horse shoe spanish biatch

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Kingsley

 

[mastermind]

Most athletes really ain't with the dualities.

@horse. kills come get your boy Mata breh.

 

[dennis roadman]

Most athletes really ain't with the dualities.

@horse. kills come get your boy Mata breh.

i'd say it's actually harder to throw a bowling ball into the next lane's gutter than to just throw it down the middle weakly

 

[gho3st]

i'd say it's actually harder to throw a bowling ball into the next lane's gutter than to just throw it down the middle weakly

not really. weak arm strength...

 

[Yayo Toure]

can't view that c.ronaldo vine video in shytty ass google chrome. smh. not getting the app on my phone either.

crud.

City gonna shyt on Bayern today..even with slow motion Gareth Barry in the starting XI.

 

[dennis roadman]

not really. weak arm strength...

im gonna avoid a bowling discussion and just say

rg3 >> mike vick

arm strength that :smugdraper

the guns of august

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

David James has taken his hair waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy back 20 years

 

[BonafideDefacto]

OOPS​

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

I was thinking "fukk going london and hanging about in Tottenham".

proper dump.

At least in east london we got the whole "trendy shoreditch" movement.

Nah, that's south now. You seen what's happening to peckham?


And Levy the c*nt sure knows how to broker deals. Valencia got raped lol. He pays £10 milli for him upfront and then the rest over the course of 2 years

 

[mastermind]

Damn so that Oregon Stanford game is on a Thursday in November...both teams will be Undefeated going into that game. Might actually go to it since its here at Stanford. ​

you taking the OFT randomness thing too far

 

[BonafideDefacto]

you taking the OFT randomness thing too far

thats what happens when you have 3 tabs open at the Coli on your work browser