Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[SCORCH]

That shyt

My baby Alice doe. When she was standing on that same bridge from S1 with that Black Keys song playing, made me want to fall in love.

I'm mad as fukk Young Rippo got bodied. Even more upset black chick somehow survived.

But overall, loved the shyt. This season, the series as a whole.

That's how I picture OFT ending. Us all meeting our respective loves of our lives on some bridge in our respective towns, throwing our lucky keyboards (which in reality have brought us nothing but strife) into the blue abyss below

It's just a shame Eddie dies before

Eddie - I'd like to think he's looking down on us proudly from oft heaven.

Ripley died a honourable death. He didn't snitch on his boy and died in the line of duty.

Breh I legit thought about going down to the Thames to try to fish out Luther's coat.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Ripley died a honourable death. He didn't snitch on his boy and died in the line of duty.

Breh I legit thought about going down to the Thames and trying to fish out Luther's coat.

There needs to be a gif of Luther listening to that tape. I felt that shyt right there with him.

And bruh, I wouldn't have blamed you.

I was when his closet was all of the same shyt like Doug Funny.

 

[SCORCH]

Brehs, I've done an amazing job of not talking about soccer, specifically euro ball in this thread since May. Proper off-season this. My fingers are feeling lithe. I've been working on my tekkers, got like a million new discussion step overs ready for the 17th.

Hope you boys aren't overtraining. Some of ya'll are hitting that Xavi Holmes workrate. If I don't see a notable falloff of post output and quality it's hard evidence you're blood doping

I've just been trolling Utd fans on 365 to keep me ticking over. It'll come in handy if when Moyes flops.

Been keeping an eye on those results so think I've made the correct call regarding my specialised workout.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I've just been trolling Utd fans on 365 to keep me ticking over. It'll come in handy if when Moyes flops.

Been keeping an eye on those results so think I've made the correct call regarding my specialised workout.

I needed the full off-season.

I think I'mma be playing a lot of defense this season

Coates is our boy who puts them into the net, but his white striker syndrome has him showing up only every so often. The rest are headless chickens and style posters with all flair. If this shyt gets ugly I'm going to have to do the real gritty work in the midfield myself.

 

[Mané Swagincha]

Looks like Damiao isnt going to Zenit afterall, he came out saying he doesnt want to play in Russia, it was also reported that Hulk convinced him not to make the move, and that he's also unhappy and wants out. Finally a conscious decision by these players. Whats there to do in Russia anyway?! Don't rate Damiao that much anyway

 

[SCORCH]

There needs to be a gif of Luther listening to that tape. I felt that shyt right there with him.

And bruh, I wouldn't have blamed you.

I was when his closet was all of the same shyt like Doug Funny.

I can just imagine what wearing that coat for the first time would be like. It'd be like when Will gave his chicktionary to Carlton.

I CAN FEEL THE POWER

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Looks like Damiao isnt going to Zenit afterall, he came out saying he doesnt want to play in Russia, it was also reported that Hulk convinced him not to make the move, and that he's also unhappy and wants out. Finally a conscious decision by these players. Whats there to do in Russia anyway?! Don't rate Damiao that much anyway

I haven't seen much of him, but what I've seen is a big physical bruh trying to be a young Zlatan with half the tekkers. His game should be all control and positioning. Plus, his goal rate his way too fukking low for a striker playing in Brazil. It definitely won't be increasing against better defenses.

Not like he's young, either. At 24 he has like 1-2 years before that early onset holmsing sets in.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Kondogbia off to Real

Verratti might be handin in a transfer request and United are interested. Or its a smokescreen to get a new contract.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Only football I've watched this summer is the Confederations Cup

It's been sorta nice

 

[Nintendough]

@Kind Gentleman

 

[yoyoyo1]

The opposite here, between Qualifiers, Gold Cup, U-20s, Confed, and MLS I've been but its oddly made me anticipate the coming season as well.

I got that Xavi Holmes posting style, square pass after square pass but some good ones mixed in

 

[Premeditated]

ayo Kind, who are your fav players and club. I hope your fav isn't as shytty as your wrestling choice.

 

[mastermind]

Brehs, I've done an amazing job of not talking about soccer, specifically euro ball in this thread since May. Proper off-season this. My fingers are feeling lithe. I've been working on my tekkers, got like a million new discussion step overs ready for the 17th.

Hope you boys aren't overtraining. Some of ya'll are hitting that Xavi Holmes workrate. If I don't see a notable falloff of post output and quality it's hard evidence you're blood doping

Every offseason its good to look at others and see what you can take from their posting style.

Thanks to @penfield , ive added Wumger to my repertoire.

I swear to gawd, if Wumger gets Suarez... the trolling.

 

[mastermind]

 

[Scottie Drippin]

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