Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Grams]

So we filing the paperwork for Drogba already brehs?

When made the turn I was like "man still got it "

Then he fired it over the bar I was like "where's the paperwork at "

 

[Jutt]

When made the turn I was like "man still got it "

Then he fired it over the bar I was like "where's the paperwork at "

i saw him turn and i was like oh theres a goal, i remember when dude only needed a tiny bit of space to get off( pause) i thought he just took a bad touch,then i saw the replay.


We gotta file em breh

 

[yoyoyo1]

I just watched this match with no context whatsoever. While eating a torta at a Mexican joint. VIVA FUTBOL!

What was I watching, soccer brehs? Was this some big match?

the experience would get worse as soon as the picture comes into focus

 

[yoyoyo1]

Galaxy vs Monterrey tonight is gonna be good. It was always gonna come down to the Galaxy wasn't it

 

[Jutt]

Galaxy vs Monterrey tonight is gonna be good. It was always gonna come down to the Galaxy wasn't it

Forgot to DVR this

 

[dennis roadman]

I just watched this match with no context whatsoever. While eating a torta at a Mexican joint. VIVA FUTBOL!

What was I watching, soccer brehs? Was this some big match?

relatively big match in the biggest club tourney in europe. 1st of 2 legs of a quarterfinal match between a team who will probably win the whole thing (madrid) and the people's club, the dope boys of the sick man of europe, the place where stars go to shine and real brehs go to dine, sweet sweet galatasaray

unfortunately for the good of humanity, galatasaray now has to score 3 goals and allow 0 in the next leg (at their park) to even sniff advancing to the semis

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Can I just say that of all the coli developments, the "struggle ____" is my favorite. The very concept of a struggle plate makes me laugh uncontrollably. I'm honestly chuckling while writing this. Every time a new struggle term is coined I lose it.

Struggleroni had me seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.

Someone dropped struggle nukes in regards to North Korea's arsenal.

Struggle bars is awful, but just about everything else is

 

[mastermind]

"struggle ____________" is not originally from the Coli.

I discovered it on black twitter a couple of years ago around Thanksgiving when the concept of "struggle plate" sprouted up.

 

[Jutt]

relatively big match in the biggest club tourney in europe. 1st of 2 legs of a quarterfinal match between a team who will probably win the whole thing (madrid) and the people's club, the dope boys of the sick man of europe, the place where stars go to shine and real brehs go to dine, sweet sweet galatasaray

unfortunately for the good of humanity, galatasaray now has to score 3 goals and allow 0 in the next leg (at their park) to even sniff advancing to the semis

So tragically poetic breh

I poured out a lil somethin for you brehs thats been riding the movement

 

[Roaden Polynice]

My term 'struggle fukk' has yet to catch on.

 

[gho3st]

so Joey Barton outchea calling Thiago Silva "Ladyboy"??


does that mean his looks make Barton feel some kinda way??

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Mou

 

[dennis roadman]

My term 'struggle fukk' has yet to catch on.

i might start struggle fukkin on purpose now

 

[Scottie Drippin]

i might start struggle fukkin on purpose now

I wish you'd give a struggle fukk about our business venture

 

[dennis roadman]

I wish you'd give a struggle fukk about our business venture

i got ki's comin from overseas