Scottie Drippin
Should Never Mention Me
Brehs, who is your favorite player to watch?
He was number two until Cristiano slowed his game down, but for me it's Robben. What a wonderfully talented, flawed, spectacle of a player. It's like he plays in spurts. He's either dialed all the way down playing the team game, or spendin 15-45 minutes determined to do absolutely fukking everything by himself.
Any given game he's likely to pick up the ball in his own half, dribble down the wing, lose the fullback by going left, lose the center by going left, get brought down in the box, wag his finger and shake his head as more qualified individuals plead to take the penalty, miss said penalty, make a face, then fire off 2-3 shots from outside the box to close out the half.
He's the player I feel is most likely to score an amazing goal in a match, both because of his ability and his ability to forget the previous eight attempts at wondergoals that has his entire team mean mugging him. Some of his best goals feature a few teammates standing unmarked in the box with their hands up.
Remember his first World Cup game? Bossed the entire thing, dribbled his ass off, scored the only goal, and his whole squad wanted him dead as he needlessly ballhogged against a Serbia and Montenegro side that they probably could've put 5 past.
What a hero
He was number two until Cristiano slowed his game down, but for me it's Robben. What a wonderfully talented, flawed, spectacle of a player. It's like he plays in spurts. He's either dialed all the way down playing the team game, or spendin 15-45 minutes determined to do absolutely fukking everything by himself.
Any given game he's likely to pick up the ball in his own half, dribble down the wing, lose the fullback by going left, lose the center by going left, get brought down in the box, wag his finger and shake his head as more qualified individuals plead to take the penalty, miss said penalty, make a face, then fire off 2-3 shots from outside the box to close out the half.
He's the player I feel is most likely to score an amazing goal in a match, both because of his ability and his ability to forget the previous eight attempts at wondergoals that has his entire team mean mugging him. Some of his best goals feature a few teammates standing unmarked in the box with their hands up.
Remember his first World Cup game? Bossed the entire thing, dribbled his ass off, scored the only goal, and his whole squad wanted him dead as he needlessly ballhogged against a Serbia and Montenegro side that they probably could've put 5 past.
What a hero