Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Yayo Toure]

I made a promise to Kartel to never fucc a batty breh...but for an extra £5k you never know Everything is negotiable.

sodomite. mi nuh care if di batty is male or female, it's all wrong to me.

 

[Sam Peel]

Brehs shorty I am talking to right now is an absolute sweetheart even bought Montez () drinks, seems real smart, she might be bi but her name is an issue.

Her name is Ashley Cole.

 

[hazardous]

Madrid lucked out

PSG/Barcelona should be fireworks. Will Ibra be back by then?

And it sucks that Bayern is facing Juventus. I like both teams and I hate to see one lose so early.

 

[Montez]

Breh on the left is so suspect

Are those anal beads in Ashley`s hand


my nicca ydb

 

[Yayo Toure]

Madrid lucked out

PSG/Barcelona should be fireworks. Will Ibra be back by then?

And it sucks that Bayern is facing Juventus. I like both teams and I hate to see one lose so early.

ibra is missing the first leg, in Paris. In other words Barca get off easy once again, but their poor coaching will probably make it closer than it has to be.

 

[mastermind]

Are those anal beads in Ashley`s hand

 

[Yayo Toure]

Breh on the left is so suspect

Are those anal beads in Ashley`s hand


my nicca ydb

ashley cole is the best gay athlete of all time

 

[Montez]

Update brehs: ditched Ashley house party with strippers. As Don calls it Tuesday afternoon. Good night brehs, bk looking Syria tho cops everywhere

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

Real Madrid gonna get that work

 

[Roaden Polynice]

bk looking Syria tho

OHHH to be in a riot

Except riots at some point either at its beginning or some other arbitrary point invariably have a political motivation. Except of course until you inject a wildcard i.e. me into the fray, a person who only cares about personal gain and raw cold cash to fill the voracious sink hole in my soul where a heart once was with inanimate material objects.

I'm like the Boba Fett of riots tbf.


Though I've always said that if I ever was involved in a riot i would go to a bougie deli and steal all the high-end gaudy cheese I could.

Gruyere, Gorau glas, Leipäjuusto, Comte St. Antoine and Cheddar

 

[gho3st]

Sunderland manager Martin O’Neill says team could be top six Premier League club . . . if they had better players - Telegraph

 

[DStyles]

Soccer Saturday and in a few minutes I'm off to cop them 13s

 

[Mané Swagincha]

For real nothing better than saturday morning bacon, eggs and epl

 

[SCORCH]

Wot a goal

 

[KingHurst]

this miralla lad is like a shyttier version of Suarez...Mirallas is a decent player tho i certantly wouldnt mind having him play for the biggest team in merseyside