Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[SCORCH]

yeah Latina joints fall off either by 30 or their first child. Sell with the quickness thereafter. Unless they have African in their blood. And that also means if you are the father of said child.


Breh, you may not even need legs by the time these women see 30.

Its basically, "dont beat me" by that point.

Isn't that just mostly Mexican women though? Unless I've been misleld because that changes everything

 

[dennis roadman]

Ehh, good souvenir for when Liverpool got shytted on tbf.

If it was 2005 doe

i aint rockin that shyt

 

[mastermind]

Isn't that just mostly Mexican women though? Unless I've been miseld because that changes everything

You've been misled.


I dont know how it is for the Spaniards, but the joints here in Americana.

There arent many Sofia Vergaras out there.

 

[dennis roadman]

i don't think it's fair to say latina women don't age well. if you get married young and have 4 kids before 30, you're gonna fall off. and many of the older ones here escaped from awful situations that will do your body in regardless of genes. we have a skewed sample in the US.

 

[yoyoyo1]

2011 Emirates Cup clinching Arsenal/Red Bulls half-and-half scarf

 

[Montez]

yeah Latina joints fall off either by 30 or their first child. Sell with the quickness thereafter. Unless they have African in their blood. And that also means if you are the father of said child.


Breh, you may not even need legs by the time these women see 30.

Its basically, "dont beat me" by that point.

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Some of your finest work.



















** Reeva died like 3 weeks ago man.

 

[SCORCH]

There arent many Sofia Vergaras out there.

Even she's starting to look a bit ropey.

Always been more of a Roselyn Sanchez man tbh :inlove:



Choooooooooooon

 

[KOTK]

Holtamania ‏@Holtamania
This is brilliant. Nigel Martyn, @nmartyn25, has only ever favourited 1 tweet. But is a corker. Go look at it.

 

[Montez]

Really think I have to marry a black vegan as per that thread in tlr about the 70 year old dime.

Her secret?

Juicin'

Her husband should be ashamed of himself.

i don't think it's fair to say latina women don't age well. if you get married young and have 4 kids before 30, you're gonna fall off. and many of the older ones here escaped from awful situations that will do your body in regardless of genes. we have a skewed sample in the US.

That's a good point. Latin women do get wifed early.

 

[mastermind]

**

Some of your finest work.
** Reeva died like 3 weeks ago man.

WE got a 7 day rule in here breh

Except for @Kunty McPhuck and his posts

Even she's starting to look a bit ropey.

Always been more of a Roselyn Sanchez man tbh :inlove:

Hidden Agenda - YouTube

Choooooooooooon

that bytch is bad.

In fairness to Sofia, she is 40.


whatever happened to Craig David da gawd?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Except for @Kunty McPhuck and his posts

whatever happened to Craig David da gawd?

The Sevilla lack of heart thing?


Craig David doin a World Tour this year

 

[mastermind]

The Sevilla lack of heart thing?


Craig David doin a World Tour this year

breh, it was the next day.

You got more priors too.



that world tour doesnt include North America.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

breh, it was the next day.

Got to strike while the irons hot

You got more priors too.

Like? I cannot remember what you speak of.

that world tour doesnt include North America.

 

[Jax]

 

[gho3st]

SAF lookin to sell Rooney?