Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

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They gave Dortmund some problems, they just aint clinical. They had 2 very good chances at the start of the 2nd half yesterday

Was expecting so much more from them doe. I've been hyping them up to anybody who'd listen ffs :damn:

Guess losing Willian, arguably their best player, was too much to overcome tbf.
 

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That thread just tells you who didn't read Roald Dahl the gawd's books growing up.

Genuinely feel sorry for them for missing out on so much piff :wow:

it's always the parents' fault. always.

i remember being on the edge of my seat as a 5 year old listening to my mom read BFG to me. the part where they're hiding from the other giants was tense as fuuuuuck for a young horse. i had to be like :whoa: let me catch my bearings before you turn the page ma
 

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Oh and fack Shakhtar for wasting everybody's time :pacspit:

no Willian
Willian
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it's always the parents' fault. always.

i remember being on the edge of my seat as a 5 year old listening to my mom read BFG to me. the part where they're hiding from the other giants was tense as fuuuuuck for a young horse. i had to be like :whoa: let me catch my bearings before you turn the page ma

:dead:

And that idiot who said why not just watch a film well I remember watching Matilda thinking 'this is nothing like I imagined :scusthov: '
 

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I pray that my future husband ages as well as John Stamos.
 

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I want to marry one of the Smoed boys...i dont even care which one..just one of them will be my future husband #obsessed #lovethem
 

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When I see amazing proposals on the Internet, I'm just like....my future husband has a lot to live up to.

LATINA PROBLEMS. ‏@LatinaProbs
If my future husband doesn't like rice and beans, idk what ima tell him. #Latinaproblems

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Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Niall Horan. RT if I just mentioned your future husband.

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I hope my future husband is really affectionate. I love hugs and kisses and doing sweet little things.

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future husband you betta have tattoos
 

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When talking Roald Dahl no one ever mentions The Twits

Criminally underrated :wow:

I never got George's Marvellous Medicine. At this point in life gonna assume he was cooking meth :manny:
 

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BitterGirlRants ‏@BitterGirlRants
When I see amazing proposals on the Internet, I'm just like....my future husband has a lot to live up to.

LATINA PROBLEMS. ‏@LatinaProbs
If my future husband doesn't like rice and beans, idk what ima tell him. #Latinaproblems

One Direction Fans ‏@AllAbout1DNews
Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Niall Horan. RT if I just mentioned your future husband.

She's Country ‏@ShesCountry
I hope my future husband is really affectionate. I love hugs and kisses and doing sweet little things.

BrownHairDontCare ‏@brownhrdontcare
future husband you betta have tattoos

Any Bonnies lookin for future Clydes
 

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feel for Celtic...they lack a number 10 badly.

being in the UK over these months and watching the CL games with Celtic supporting family i had never met until months ago has been a pleasure.

hopefully Milan can go through now.
 
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