Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Kunty McPhuck]

Mong.

Cleverley was very good, and generally always is when he plays.



lol, no it's not.

And in fact, having box to box players has hurt us in europe in the past, so i don't even know what this shiiiite is about.

And the nice neat passing midfielders have worked a treat the past 2 years in Europe.

 

[mastermind]

Were else am I going to know how Gooners in Dar es Salaam are feeling?

Kuala Lampur Gooners are the pulse of this great club.

i'm learn new stuffs each of the days

Brehs, storm snow all been fail major. Doug Hill

 

[dennis roadman]

Kuala Lampur Gooners are the pulse of this great club.



Brehs, storm snow all been fail major. Doug Hill

all these local weather guys

i live right behind the train tracks (#thuglife) and i can see amtrak and metro trains going back and forth all day

 

[mastermind]

all these local weather guys

i live right behind the train tracks (#thuglife) and i can see amtrak and metro trains going back and forth all day

this shyt has happened with great frequency too. Just awful, all of them.

 

[mastermind]

I read a tweet this morning saying that Bendtner's jersey has not sold a single shirt in the official Juve store.

 

[Sam Peel]

Van der Sar's saved it, UNITED AGAIN

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Van der Sar's saved it, UNITED AGAIN

I like the effort.

 

[dennis roadman]

this shyt has happened with great frequency too. Just awful, all of them.

they're trollin us breh. i never watch local news except in occasions like this, too

 

[dennis roadman]

this fukking thread

http://www.the-coli.com/arcadium/94...unning-british-character-tv.html#.UTesSxmRpxE

hilarious

 

[TTT]

Pirlo's pass

 

[SCORCH]

colloquialism in alabama, maybe, where people are proud to not have read any books

at those saying reading is boring. Pick up a funny book and laugh your t*ts off then.

Read this book last year and I was just off the first page (i've added some smilies that go perfectly )

I’ve often found myself lying awake at night wondering if the girl of my dreams was out there somewhere waiting for me to find her. I’ve thought about her a lot. I’d wonder what she was doing at that moment; if she was laying in bed thinking about me, or if she was rowing with her husband, dreaming of the day when something better would come along. Sometimes I’d think of her making love, enjoying herself, abandoning all her inhibitions, becoming intoxicated with lust.

Suddenly she’s in the arms of her lover. She’s making love to him while I’m here all alone, yet I’m the one that could really love her and she doesn’t even realise it. Why doesn’t she know? Why is she staying with that arsehole when I’m out here?

I have to stop myself there. It’s hard not to get jealous and work myself up into a temper. Yes, I know, she might just be a figment of my imagination, but I still love her. I know it sounds silly, but I’ve lived my whole life with her a dozen of times over. I’ve met her, wed her, settled down, had children, grown old and died with her all in the space of a sleepless night. It’s a sad state of affairs to be in love with a phantom. You end up doing all manner of strange things to her in an effort to prove to her how much you love her. I’ve given mine leukaemia and brain tumours and all sorts before just so I could bowl her over by shaving my head as a mark of solidarity while she went through the chemotherapy. She loved me for that! And it’s not just illness I’ve inflicted on her. I’ve taken her through wars and back to show her just how much she means to me. I’ve had her stabbed, shot, beaten up, crippled, horribly burnt and even gang-raped before now, all in the name of love.

Funny thing is I read a tweet the other day where some girl said something along the lines of "wonder what my future husband is doing right now?". I was this > < close to making a twitter account just to tell her he's most probably having a wank.

 

[mastermind]

this fukking thread

http://www.the-coli.com/arcadium/94...unning-british-character-tv.html#.UTesSxmRpxE

hilarious

what an amazing thread off just 5 posts

 

[SCORCH]

Oh and fack Shakhtar for wasting everybody's time

 

[dennis roadman]

at those saying reading is boring. Pick up a funny book and laugh your t*ts off then.

Read this book last year and I was just off the first page (i've added some smilies that go perfectly )



Funny thing is I read a tweet the other day where some girl said something along the lines of "wonder what my future husband is doing right now?". I was this > < close to making a twitter account just to tell her he's most probably having a wank.

at her getting shot and being a cancer patient

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Oh and fack Shakhtar for wasting everybody's time

They gave Dortmund some problems, they just aint clinical. They had 2 very good chances at the start of the 2nd half yesterday