Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Montez]

@Montez
Arsenal(and Wnger ) stay hustling the fans...

Every year: "We turned a profit!!, we will be in the market for top players "


Arsenal fans : ", we are one - two players away"


Summer window: "Arsenal buys a couple of bargains on the market but ignore defense"

During season, Wenger : "Top 4 is our goal, it is more important than trophies"

Arsenal fans: "Wenger is right, its amazing what he can do with this squad. Without him we'd be fighting relegation"

The greatest hustle is the "We can spend any amount on players/Arsenal interested in £30-40 million rated star" stories that pop up on the Arsenal website or in the press that come out around April-May when Arsenal want to give the season ticket renewals a push.

In past years I gave them a pass because the commercial deals were embarrassing but not this time. New TV deal, Adidas/Nike money coming, new Emirates deal, 40 million for Robin and Song...the better spend the money and correct this shower of shyt

Arsene Knows stuff died last summer with some of the shenanigans he pulled.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

The greatest hustle is the "We can spend any amount on players/Arsenal interested in £30-40 million rated star" story that comes out around April-May when Arsenal want to give the season ticket renewals a push.

In past years I gave them a pass because the commercial deals were embarrassing but not this time. New TV deal, Adidas/Nike money coming, new Emirates deal, 40 million for Robin and Song...the better spend the money and correct this shower of shyt

Arsene Knows stuff died last summer with some of the shenanigans he pulled.

Read that Wenger came out and said yeah we can pay for Falcao

 

[gho3st]

Read that Wenger came put and said yeah we can pay for Falcao

Cavani and Adrian Lopez too...


on Messi
The only reason the players you mentioned don't/didn't work is because they didn't give themselves body and soul to the cause.

 

[dennis roadman]

Plans To Install Slides For Football Fans Around St James' Park *-*Sky Tyne and Wear

this is the best and worst idea Ive heard in the last 10 years

So brehs, apparently the Onion is in trouble for calling a 9 year old girl a "c*nt" and many people are outraged.

I just want to know, what is the deal with this word "c*nt"? I literally never heard of it before using the internet heavy. I thought it was something like "noob", "cac", "simp", "asl". etc. Is that supposed to be some alternative form of the word "bytch"?

I was gonna make a thread asking this, but I really couldn't see how to word it for the general population.

?????????

it means vagina breh. like a bad vagina.

i broke this word wide open to my 9th grade class by yelling it into a microphone at the World Bank

 

[Montez]

Read that Wenger came put and said yeah we can pay for Falcao

His ability to do it with a straight face is admirable.

When he goes to Chelsea he will call the wages and bid staggering or mind blowing. If he was to spend big money on a player it would be Gotze or Hazard, maybe Cavani type, not Falcao.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Cavani and Adrian Lopez too...


on Messi
The only reason the players you mentioned don't/didn't work is because they didn't give themselves body and soul to the cause.

The cause is to win not stat pad, it isnt fifa career mode

 

[concise]

it means vagina breh. like a bad vagina.

i broke this word wide open to my 9th grade class by yelling it into a microphone at the World Bank

But I love using the word c*nt, but I usually only do it at home as, to steal the words from that sohh thread, the word c*nt is like a napalm bomb to white women.

I like the variety, which isn't great but the fact that you think of a new way to use it is cool. Like I've taken to saying, "Oh for c*nts sake" or "son of a c*nt" lately. It's good

So it's mostly a white, middle America/ and foreign phrase?

I just realized I am familiar with the island phrase "mudderc*nt", but I haven't heard that one in a while.

 

[dennis roadman]

So it's mostly a white, middle America/ and foreign phrase?

I just realized I am familiar with the island phrase "mudderc*nt", but I haven't heard that one in a while.

come to think of it, never heard many nonwhite folk use it
i always considered it british tbh. here its like the nuclear bomb option if you want to offend a woman

 

[SCORCH]

So it's mostly a white, middle America/ and foreign phrase?

I just realized I am familiar with the island phrase "mudderc*nt", but I haven't heard that one in a while.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

So it's mostly a white, middle America/ and foreign phrase?

I just realized I am familiar with the island phrase "mudderc*nt", but I haven't heard that one in a while.

The Islands are in the Commonwealth

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

come to think of it, never heard many nonwhite folk use it
i always considered it british tbh. here its like the nuclear bomb option if you want to offend a woman

Its our Motherfukker.


And Feminist have tried to claim/embrace the word also in recent times. It still has the nuclear bomb reaction over here aswell, but that depends on the setting.


I literally love the word c*nt. the way it rolls off the tongue.

Nothings better than tellin a slut that you gunna smash her in the c*nt

 

[concise]

come to think of it, never heard many nonwhite folk use it
i always considered it british tbh. here its like the nuclear bomb option if you want to offend a woman

yeah, was just thinking, "Why have I rarely heard this in rap songs?"

The Islands are in the Commonwealth

 

[dennis roadman]

i'd never use the word c*nt sexually

has a ring to it

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

i'd never use the word c*nt sexually

has a ring to it

When a submissive slut asks you to talk dirty to her, you must oblige with the appropriate language and aggression

 

[yoyoyo1]

Clint calf injury

probably a good thing, he's played in every game going back months. nothing a bit of rest wont fix.