Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Resident Geordie]

So m8's as you may or may not know i have achieved nothing in my life thus far, so this September gone i endeavoured to fix this by lowering myself to attend 'college' in order to get some qualz so i could hurry up and get myself to uni.

The result is i've walked the course thus far achieving maximum marks on just about errrything. I'm going to do a Journalism degree, now...i don't need to hear the pitfalls of specialising in journalism rather than going the english route or w/e. I'm basically going to get pissed, and as a 24 year old, take advantage of 18 year old girls trying to 'find themselves', then maybe get a job at the end somehow. So anyway i say to me UK mates who've gone to uni, what ya know about these ones

Sheffield(Journalism)
UCLAN(Sports Journalism)
Northumbria(Journalism)
Huddersfield(Sports Journalism)
Cumbria(Journalism)

I have more than achievable offers from all of my choices, as frankly i am very intelligent. If anything i've probably shot a lot lower than i needed to with my choices, i just wasn't sure how most uni's viewed my course i'm on as a credible route in to uni, when i applied. No idea why i included the token choice of Cumbria as i'm not a mongtard who would need to choose such a rubbish uni.

I'm thinking UCLAN as it's meant to be the best sports journalism course going, and despite my maturing in recent years i still think i need to be actually interested in the content. Plus i can get back to Carlisle in an hour should i want to go out with the normal #LAD 's rather than uni type of #LAD 's. Or Sheffield, as it's meant to be the best journalism degree going full stop.

Anyway anyway, if anyone has any experience or any knowledge on the subject, please share, as i can't be arsed researching via normal means.

Hope you enjoyed this update on my life.

Northumbria's a canny Uni, I cannot tell you about qualifications and that because I didnt gan, (worked there as an apprentice sparky) not many geordies do, so you wont feel like a beta in class plus there's loads of chinese, if your into that, its reet in the centre of toon and Northumbrias just bought a shytload of new student accommodation in Gateshead, so it'll probably be canny cheap and my old company used to deliver to Carlisle, it took 2 hours by van, so probably less then that on the train.

If your main criteria is ganning out on the piss and knocking doon slags, is there even a choice?

plus there hasn't been a drought in years

 

[KOTK]

That kick was nothing. Throat or die.

 

[Liu Kang]

50mbs for 11 songs? I can divide.

You're too used to 320 quality ?
Sorry mate :hyena:

 

[Gilver]

Northumbria's a canny Uni, I cannot tell you about qualifications and that because I didnt gan, (worked there as an apprentice sparky) not many geordies do, so you wont feel like a beta in class plus there's loads of chinese, if your into that, its reet in the centre of toon and Northumbrias just bought a shytload of new student accommodation in Gateshead, so it'll probably be canny cheap and my old company used to deliver to Carlisle, it took 2 hours by van, so probably less then that on the train.

If your main criteria is ganning out on the piss and knocking doon slags, is there even a choice?

plus there hasn't been a drought in years

Good info.

Sack a train though breh, i'm driving. This is my one self set condition of going back in to education properly, i'm not giving up my car to go back on public transport

 

[concise]

I still say the OFT mafia is really wasting something but not having our own blog. There's too much talent here brehs.

What would we write about?

And would we need to follow deadlines?

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[WickedGames]

The internet would just explode if Suarez did that

 

[Liu Kang]

Here a 320 version of that holy fire y'all fiending for :

Spoiler

Holy Fire

Pass : DOWN-OK

EDIT : Not particularly liking it. Grizzly Bear is better at this

EDIT2 : Changed the link , it works now.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Swansea

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Brendan who?

 

[Montez]

The only bad thing is we're going to have to watch countless interviews about how the bad man kicked him, sigh...

I really don't know why i want to do journalism when this was my first thought lolz.

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[dennis roadman]

just found out a girl i was bangin in high school is a redskins cheerleader now

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[Gilver]

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