Vegan BBQ sauce
this man's lifeBruh at like 10AM the chick whose house it was busts out some raw honey and cacao paste and started making vegan chocolate bars.
Made out with the lesbian again
Found out that one girl at the party went to the hospital after having an anxiety attack after snorting molly
bytches were throwing up and passing out.....then rejoining the party like three hours later in a new change of clothes like ain't shyt happen.
bookmarked page just incase he turns out to be BEAST
The W of the night goes to this dude I went to highschool with and hadn't seen since. There was a boat chillin in the dock in the water in the back. He and this 5'10: athletic build big titty big ass blonde chick disappear for a while then turn up after sunrise.
Dude walks up to me and I swear hits the perfect and says "Had to take that girl to the bangboat."
I was done.
The odds of fukking the lesbian though Don?
Making hoes switch teams
They hired him because no other name manager wanted the job
Ain't nothing realer...[...]
Also, the success of the bangboat breh confirmed something. A cacbreh playing the acoustic guitar shirtless is fukking something at the end of the night. Dude was taking requests and playing them off the top like Sam in Casblanca.