Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

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:obama: Its all front breh :to:

I know he was injured but Ware looked real :flabbynsick: tonight. Iggles, Giants, and now y`all. :pacspit:This is all payback for the early 90s. Too much heartbreak.
breh, Trent Williams is the best LT in the NFL. HE been doing that to Ware for years.


And RG3 was only 70% tonight :wow:
 

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:obama: Its all front breh :to:

I know he was injured but Ware looked real :flabbynsick: tonight. Iggles, Giants, and now y`all. :pacspit:This is all payback for the early 90s. Too much heartbreak.

:whoa: we don't deserve this. We had to go through the heartbreak of getting knocked out in the 12 round over and over again. We have this flabby coach on the sidelines week after week with no answers. We have our QB running for his life on every snap. And it's probably going even further down hill from here.:why:
 

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The residents weighing in that wanking and shagging feel the same:russ:

Not only is that Paz fella a self admitted virgin, but he is also a self admitted homosexual. I don't know why he is weighing in:dwillhuh:
 

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Pretty sure Topaz loves porn. He had a theory that since he does nothing but jack off he would be able to blow a girl's back out (or I guess man's) once he actually got there.

He actually had me sorta convinced for a moment :ehh:
 

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Pretty sure Topaz loves porn. He had a theory that since he does nothing but jack off he would be able to blow a girl's back out (or I guess man's) once he actually got there.

He actually had me sorta convinced for a moment :ehh:

In theory it makes sense. The logic goes that when you are a chronic masturbator your penis get use to the grip of your hand so much that it doesn't know what to do with the feel of a vagina once you go in. It's called dead dikk syndrome(I just made that up). I don't even know. It's likely that you would end up cumming in seconds or just going for hours without nutting at all. Who knows:ld:
 

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:whoa: we don't deserve this. We had to go through the heartbreak of getting knocked out in the 12 round over and over again. We have this flabby coach on the sidelines week after week with no answers. We have our QB running for his life on every snap. And it's probably going even further down hill from here.:why:

Damn Cap life doesnt feel so bad now. 44-6 and all. :wow:

At least you have a semi competent ownership. We are a Bravo show on grass.
 

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He's also doing another movie with the breh that directed Drive. Them boys are about to cook again.

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In theory it makes sense. The logic goes that when you are a chronic masturbator your penis get use to the grip of your hand so much that it doesn't know what to do with the feel of a vagina once you go in. It's called dead dikk syndrome(I just made that up). I don't even know. It's likely that you would end up cumming in seconds or just going for hours without nutting at all. Who knows:ld:

Yeah would probably all depend on how you jack off.

If you're a dry guy, I doubt any excessive amount of jacking off would have you lasting more than 30 seconds once up in the snatch.

Dunno, Topaz was the most confident unconfident virgin I've ever come across.
 
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