Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Gilver]

Lol I know what they are but a billion seems like overkill. Doesn’t seem like many clubs could even get to 250 and Real is one of them.

Might be over thinking it and it’s just purely symbolic of said player being untouchable

Like yer man up there said, no one ever thought anyone would trigger Neymar's either.

Obviously common sense tells us the football bubble isn't going to grow to the extent where a 1bn fee is possible during the extent of Vini's contract, but you never know.(well we do tbf, the football bubble is has plateaued.)

 

[TobiOT]

 

[Ukbrotha]

Goodbye Poch

Confirmed yet?

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Peru turned up to welcome their squad back

 

[Nero Christ]

got one of them skunks pepe le pew used to chase around on they chest

 

[SCORCH]

As bad as that kit is, I doubt there will ever be anything worse than last season's one.

Worst kit I've ever seen by a huge distance. I dare anyone to post something worse than that. Impossible.

Nike

 

[Ukbrotha]

Spoiler: MU Fixtures

August:
7 Brighton (H)
13 Brentford (A)
20 Liverpool (H)
27 Southampton (A)
30 Leicester City (A)

September:
3 Arsenal (H)
10 Crystal Palace (A)
17 Leeds United (H)

October:
1 Man City (A)
8 Everton (A)
15 Newcastle (H)
19 Tottenham (H)
22 Chelsea (A)
29 West Ham (H)

November:
5 Aston Villa (A)
12 Fulham (A)

August and Oct

 

[TobiOT]

Liverpool face the EFL champions for the 4th time in a row.

 

[TobiOT]

Spoiler: MU Fixtures

August:
7 Brighton (H)
13 Brentford (A)
20 Liverpool (H)
27 Southampton (A)
30 Leicester City (A)

September:
3 Arsenal (H)
10 Crystal Palace (A)
17 Leeds United (H)

October:
1 Man City (A)
8 Everton (A)
15 Newcastle (H)
19 Tottenham (H)
22 Chelsea (A)
29 West Ham (H)

November:
5 Aston Villa (A)
12 Fulham (A)

August and Oct

Brighton at home to start things off. I knew we would get them first...

Liverpool right off the bat as well.

And you know we'll only have one new signing by then and we'll be getting panic buys after we lose 3-0 like we did against Tottenham 2 years ago.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Brighton at home to start things off. I knew we would get them first...

Liverpool right off the bat as well.

And you know we'll only have one new signing by then and we'll be getting panic buys after we lose 3-0 like we did against Tottenham 2 years ago.

I'm just glad we're ready and well prepared for the season.

 

[EA]

The cluster of fixtures in October is brutal. The teams with squad depth are really going to have the advantage this season and the 5 sub rule is going to be crucial.

 

[TobiOT]

Hendo thought he would be the NO.1

Samba going to Nantes apparently. Figured he was going to stay.


Djend Spence probably going to Tottenham as well.

 

[TobiOT]

This documentary is going to get people heated.

 

[Ukbrotha]

This documentary is going to get people heated.

Think I'm going to mute "Pogba" on my TL.

 

[TobiOT]

Think I'm going to mute "Pogba" on my TL.

All them journalists are already making articles.