Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[KOTK]

Even took an L to Art Barr on SOHH

this reminds me of galvatron sonning cormega.

 

[mastermind]

this reminds me of galvatron sonning cormega.

other way around.

 

[KOTK]

other way around.

Old man galvy came out smelling like Olu Dara out of that

 

[KOTK]

makin my way thru "Luck" - im fukkin impressed

halfway in, i'm already disappointed they pulled the plug

deadwood brehtesacker is/was quite the addict accordin to that seppinwall book.

 

[yoyoyo1]

deadwood brehtesacker is/was quite the addict accordin to that seppinwall book.

aint know that, jsut read his bio + his story is amazing

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Stat Time. Arteta puts in work. That Suarez is pretty effective too.

Top six: The Players

Leading goalscorers

1= Michu Swansea 13

Robin van Persie Manchester Utd 13

3= Demba Ba Newcastle 11

Luis Suárez Liverpool 11

5 Jermain Defoe Tottenham 10

6 Gareth Bale Tottenham 9

Most assists

1= Juan Mata Chelsea 7

Wayne Rooney Manchester Utd 7

3= Eden Hazard Chelsea 6

Robin van Persie Manchester Utd 6

5= Damien Duff Fulham 5

Steven Gerrard Liverpool 5

Lukas Podolski Arsenal 5

Bryan Ruiz Fulham 5

Carlos Tevez Manchester City 5

Most passes made

1 Mikel Arteta Everton 1,571

2 Yaya Touré Manchester City 1,556

3 Michael Carrick Manchester Utd 1,537

4 Santi Cazorla Arsenal 1,241

5 Steven Gerrard Liverpool 1,199

6 Joe Allen Liverpool 1,141

Most shots

1 Luis Suárez Liverpool 82

2 Demba Ba Newcastle 65

3 Robin van Persie Manchester Utd 58

4 Gareth Bale Tottenham 56

5 Jermain Defoe Tottenham 55

6 Michu Swansea 48

Most chances created (inc assists)

1 Leighton Baines Everton 65

2 Luis Suárez Liverpool 51

3 David Silva Manchester City 50

4= Santi Cazorla Arsenal 49

Steven Gerrard Liverpool 49

6= Nicky Shorey Reading 44

Adel Taarabt QPR 44

Percentage of successful passes

1 Mikel Arteta Arsenal 92.62%

2 Per Mertesacker Arsenal 92.55%

3 Ki Sung-yeung Swansea 92.37%

4 Paul Scholes Manchester Utd 92.35%

5 Leon Britton Swansea 92.15%

6 Rio Ferdinand Manchester Utd 91.54%

Most interceptions

1 Sandro Tottenham 74

2= Chris Baird Fulham 56

Jan Vertonghen Tottenham 56

4 Morgan Schneiderlin Southampton 55

5 Mikel Arteta Arsenal 51

6= Geoff Cameron Stoke 50

Steve Sidwell Fulham 50

Most fouls committed

1= Marouane Fellaini Everton 44

Grant **** Norwich 44

3 Mikel Arteta Arsenal 42

4 Steve Sidwell Fulham 39

5 Bradley Johnson Norwich 38

6 Charlie Adam Stoke 36

Most tackles made

1 Morgan Schneiderlin Southampton 72

2= Mohamed Diamé West Ham 66

Mark Noble West Ham 66

4 Steve Sidwell Fulham 65

5 Mikel Arteta Arsenal 64

6= Geoff Cameron Stoke 63

Sandro Tottenham 63

Most clearances

1 Michael Williamson Newcastle 200

2 Ashley Williams Swansea 195

3 Ryan Nelsen QPR 187

4 Ciaran Clark Aston Villa 181

5 William Gallas Tottenham 172

6 James Collins West Ham 166

Most saves made

1 Jussi Jaaskelainen West Ham 80

2 Ali al-Habsi Wigan 67

3 Simon Mignolet Sunderland 66

4 Mark Schwarzer Fulham 65

5= Petr Cech Chelsea 59

Brad Guzan Aston Villa 59

Top six: the teams

Most shots

1 Manchester City 259

2 Liverpool 257

3 Everton 247

4 Tottenham Hotspur 239

5 Manchester United 234

6 Newcastle United 221

Leading goalscorers

1 Manchester United 48

2 Chelsea 37

3= Manchester City 34

Tottenham Hotspur 34

5= Arsenal 32

Everton 32

Ratio of goals to shots made

1 Manchester United 20.51%

2 Chelsea 18.41%

3 Arsenal 15.84%

4 Fulham 15.59%

5 West Bromwich Albion 15.14%

6 Tottenham Hotspur 14.23%

Most passes made

1 Manchester United 10,602

2 Manchester City 10,464

3 Arsenal 10,419

4 Swansea City 9,902

5 Liverpool 9,874

6 Chelsea 9,136

Percentage of successful passes

1 Manchester United 87.1%

2 Arsenal 87.0%

3 Manchester City 86.3%

4 Swansea City 86.1%

5 Liverpool 85.2%

6 Chelsea 84.9%

Points gained after falling behind

1 Manchester United 24

2 Everton 17

3 Manchester City 15

4 Chelsea 9

5= Arsenal 8

Stoke City 8

Percentage of long passes

1 Newcastle United 16.74%

2 Stoke City 16.15%

3 Reading 15.86%

4 West Ham United 15.43%

5 Sunderland 14.78%

6 Aston Villa 14.49%

 

[yoyoyo1]

Watching Treme again. I don't know why I let it get away, have two seasons to catch up. I just forgot how fukkin good it was.

I let all the 'boring' hype get to me, even though I liked Season 1! I don't know how.

This shyt has tapped into my inner American soccer passion, I'm like fukk those fakkits who wanna leave to ATL and HOU on them all, c*nts

 

[dennis roadman]

is that the real @Mel Yeah i saw earlier?

go red devils, dammit!

 

[KOTK]

http://www.the-coli.com/1389016-post109.html

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Can anyone find the picture of Mel Yeah?

Spent about 6 minutes searching for it...no dice.

 

[bigmac]

Leaked/Unofficial

 

[gho3st]

"[Pardew] shoves a ref then makes a joke of it, then he's got the cheek to criticize me. It's unbelievable," he told reporters.

"He is the worst for haranguing referees. His whole staff, every game. He was at it the whole game on Wednesday."

The Red Devils boss then went on to lament his team's high-profile status, suggesting the world is more inclined to take note of spats involving the "most famous club in world" instead of a "wee club in the north east".

"It is unfortunate but I am the manager of the most famous club in the world," he stated. "Not Newcastle, a wee club in the north east.

"I was demonstrative. I am always demonstrative. Everyone knows that. I am an emotional guy. But I was not abusive. I shouted Mike over.

"We walked towards each other. I was only on (the pitch) three or four yards. That has been overplayed. The problem for me is that the profile of this club is huge."

SAF

 

[mastermind]

people need to understand that you cant directly hyperlink an image off twitter. Save and upload somewhere else. One of the most annoying things about the internet.

is that the real @Mel Yeah i saw earlier?

go red devils, dammit!

its not him.

 

[bigmac]

people need to understand that you cant directly hyperlink an image off twitter. Save and upload somewhere else. One of the most annoying things about the internet.

Fixed.

 

[Gilver]

Leaked/Unofficial

Probably won't be it but if it is i'd be happy. Assuming that when on a human it's slim fitted, then it'll be :smug: