Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roaden Polynice]

at Europe hosting the Euros.

I would have loved to hear how long they thought that out.

Platini: Right guys, really thinking we should hold the tournament in...get this...every country in Europe.

Office employees: Good idea boss.

Platini: Now that's settled pass that discount cocaine over here.

 

[yoyoyo1]

Just saw Moonrise Kingdom again

brings out the love of film and great storytelling in me

 

[dennis roadman]

platini gives his home country 2016 and then phones in the rest like "fukk it, yall eat what you want, we're straight"

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

platini gives his home country 2016 and then phones in the rest like "fukk it, yall eat what you want, we're straight"

Hes turned it into the fukkin eurovision

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

See that cock Jamie o hara is complaining on twitter about being a millionaire.

shythead.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

See that cock Jamie o hara is complaining on twitter about being a millionaire.

shythead.

Closed his account

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

The nerve of complaining about money, when he's probably got family members on less than 400 quid a week.

He kept his account after Leon knight caned him, but had to shut it down due to his own stupidity and the public caning him lol.

I remember joe Coles wife complaining about living in a mansion "people don't realise how hard it is, so much more space to clean....", as if she don't have a cleaner come in while she's at John Terry's house.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

The nerve of complaining about money, when he's probably got family members on less than 400 quid a week.

He kept his account after Leon knight caned him, but had to shut it down due to his own stupidity and the public caning him lol.

I remember joe Coles wife complaining about living in a mansion "people don't realise how hard it is, so much more space to clean....", as if she don't have a cleaner come in while she's at John Terry's house.

Cant believe how many stupid shytc*nts we have playin the Gentlemans Beautiful game

Buy a smaller house then you stupid slag

 

[Liu Kang]

[...]
guess who did though

1986 football is not the same as now. I'm not sure that in 2012, Maradona would be able to be as influent as he was in International Football (especially in World Cups).
Plus, he didn't assist and/or scored all goals, so it's obvious he wasn't alone on the pitch. The team could play and the other players weren't total bums but he did make the difference though. :tisalute:

It's dumb to say it this way, buy you can only assist if your teammate scores after your pass. In football, no player win titles alone. Even Ibrahimovic.

I do agree that the fuss around Messi can be unbearable at times. But let's be honest, if he wasn't him, it would be someone else. Media need stories to sell useless matches and that "Messi on the road to beat Muller's record" is a good one...

 

[gho3st]

Ade

 

[Gilver]

If they give the 2020 final to wembley then we know what this is all about.

 

[KOTK]

I remember joe Coles wife complaining about living in a mansion "people don't realise how hard it is, so much more space to clean....", as if she don't have a cleaner come in while she's at John Terry's house.

 

[Mané Swagincha]

Jordan Henderson £16million paid for lads

 

[Sam Peel]

Didier Drogba hosts Champions League party for Chelsea players but Fernando Torres does not show | Mail Online

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Didier Drogba hosts Champions League party for Chelsea players but Fernando Torres does not show | Mail Online

I fukks with D Diddy, but takin it way too far with the rings. What next everyone gettin their own John Cena spinner belt