Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[yoyoyo1]

CD2

 

[KOTK]

Kolo Toure

Could've done better with the choice of mistress tho.

Kolo Toure had affair with student by pretending to be a car salesman - Mirror Online

clearly you've never seen his wife

 

[Capitol]

Sigh. At least he's actually getting chances I guess

 

[EQ.]

Dempsey getting a stay of execution with that assist.

 

[KOTK]

8 year contracts

Their only notable signing was my mate's cousin.

 

[yoyoyo1]

CD2

creates another

his coming out game :dempsey:

 

[gho3st]

Allerdyce going with his "twin towers" for the rest of the game

 

[yoyoyo1]

funny how things change, all of a sudden dempsey's passes are getting clapped harder, his shots are OHHHHHHHHHHHHH'd more dramatically

 

[KOTK]

What a lad, dedicated to his craft already

Probably the corniest guy ever. Kaka and Bama as heroes with oyoy's viewing habits. This guy lives in Milan and thinks he's stephen hendry/courtdog. Andy van der Meyde and Francois

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Man, it could just be my feed but Tevez's scar is looking extra meaty/gross and moist/juicy today

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Probably the corniest guy ever. Kaka and Bama as heroes with oyoy's viewing habits. This guy lives in Milan and thinks he's stephen hendry/courtdog. Andy van der Meyde and Francois

 

[KOTK]

joe hart best keeps eva

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I aint seen 2 mins of injury time in a non friendly in years

 

[Yayo Toure]

Dzeko needs to not start games.

 

[KOTK]

That droggs banner fair play to them for realising that using the third word in their vocabulary would be a bit inappropriate.