Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[EQ.]

I imagine I'm gonna be outnumbered in here being a Totty fan

Welcome brother

 

[KOTK]

Jose looks so nowadays.

Yeah, thought it was weird ITV shoqwed his reactions at half time. He's only the best looking fat Iberian waiter by the default. Still wouldn't tip.

 

[kariba]

I mentioned it on the other board a few months back. Dude even has a pronounced potbelly now.

It ain't even about the potbelly, dude had some serious swag back in his Chelsea days, he's been dressing like a fukkin youth coach on training camp since he went to Madrid.

 

[TopKat]

Welcome brother

 

[Gilver]

Seems to be some random English types popping up...



This may indeed be a new utopia...

Unless of course they're shyt c*nts

 

[SCORCH]

Yeah, thought it was weird ITV shoqwed his reactions at half time. He's only the best looking fat Iberian waiter by the default. Still wouldn't tip.

Wenger still looks the same after all these years - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dXFpPl4r8

All down to the diet/lifestyle he picked up in Japan:

"I lived for two years in Japan and it was the best diet I ever had. The whole way of life there is linked to health. Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people."

Jose went to Spain and hit the paellas a little too hard.

 

[KOTK]

Jose went to Spain and hit the paellas a little too hard.

That place is Scotland with a tan.

 

[SCORCH]

That place is Scotland with a tan.

It's even worse:

Last week, Spain said that the number of jobseekers rose for the eighth month in a row in March to hit 5.6 million, a record rate of 24.4%.

Spain has the highest unemployment rate in the European Union and it is expected to rise further this year.

Pass your way out of that you mugs

 

[KOTK]

Yeah the job market over there is very depressed right now.

We interviewed a few young people over there and here's what one had to say:

"I was in London for the last 7 years and I had a very stressful job. I came back here to work last summer and now I find that I am over-qualified for my position and cannot find suitable work here. I am 25 soon and not sure whether I made the right choice."

 

[SCORCH]

 

[PYRRHUS 88]

That place is Scotland with a tan.

wtf you chatting about Nigel, we're well known for out fitness. It's England where you could take any town/village/county name at random, add "pudding" or "cake", and be reasonably sure of that thing actually existing.

 

[concise]

Seems to be some random English types popping up...



This may indeed be a new utopia...

Unless of course they're shyt c*nts

Reminds me.
Where's Hurst?
Where's Eddie?
More new world types needed.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Reminds me.
Where's Hurst?
Where's Eddie?
More new world types needed.

This thread is better off without them anyway.

 

[yoyoyo1]

who is this "Cisse" you speak of?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgGMBTgoA2E

 

[Gilver]

It's even worse:



Pass your way out of that you mugs

The spanish are lazy c*nts, nothing we didn't already know.

All day siestas for errybody!!!!!

Seriously...what a lazy culture. Even worse than black america.