Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Yippee Ki Yay]

 

[analog]

Hilarious

 

[Low End Derrick]

So Chelsea spent 200 million on strikers and jorginho their top scorer

Werner = £50 million
Giroud = £18 million
Tammy = Youth product

 

[Roberto Firmino]

Werner = £50 million
Giroud = £18 million
Tammy = Youth product

I'm gonna guess he probably means forwards, Herr Werner, Ziyech and Havertz must be close to 200 no?

 

[Low End Derrick]

I'm gonna guess he probably means forwards, Herr Werner, Ziyech and Havertz must be close to 200 no?

Must've been.

Either that or they've dropped the bag to sign Haaland, and I missed it.

 

[Montez]

My man going out sad. Time for international football.

 

[null]

UK racism ... and yet they will deny it.

I cannot stand this country.

US brehs take note:

Maheta Molango is set to succeed Gordon Taylor as chief executive of the Professional Footballers' Association
Maheta Molango, a former Swiss footballer, is the surprise candidate to become chief executive of the Professional Footballers' Association; Gordon Taylor is leaving the PFA role he has occupied since 1981 at the end of the season; terms yet to be agreed with Malongo

Maheta Molango is set to succeed Gordon Taylor as chief executive of the Professional Footballers' Association

 

[African_brehda]

Y’all heard of the French footballer who has been in a coma for 39 years?
Jean Pierre Adams

 

[Liu Kang]

Bamford reveals Barcelona star Dembele is a massive Leeds fan & watches every game | Goal.com

After the Fulham game he [Meslier] was like: 'I need your shirt please'. I said: 'Yeah, it's fine. Who for?' He said: 'Ah, Dembele'. I said: 'Wait, who?' He said: 'The guy from Barcelona'.

"I was like: 'What, he wants my shirt?' and he was like ‘yeah, he wants yours and Kalvin [Phillips]’s shirts because he’s a massive fan of Leeds and watches every game’.

“I was like ‘you serious?’ And I said: 'Okay, but you’ve got to get me his shirt then in return'. So, he FaceTimed me at midnight the other day and showed me this Barcelona shirt that says: 'To my bro Bamford, from Dembele'."


so random


Remember when Meunier asked for steaming links to Portsmouth play off game lmao

You never saw that vid of him talking about creating a club in Football Manager in a random city called Winchester ? Dude is a FM head. He probably played with Leeds at some point and won the CL with them.

 

[Trajan]

You never saw that vid of him talking about creating a club in Football Manager in a random city called Winchester ? Dude is a FM head. He probably played with Leeds at some point and won the CL with them.

Lol that actually makes sense

 

[The ADD]

Bamford reveals Barcelona star Dembele is a massive Leeds fan & watches every game | Goal.com

After the Fulham game he [Meslier] was like: 'I need your shirt please'. I said: 'Yeah, it's fine. Who for?' He said: 'Ah, Dembele'. I said: 'Wait, who?' He said: 'The guy from Barcelona'.

"I was like: 'What, he wants my shirt?' and he was like ‘yeah, he wants yours and Kalvin [Phillips]’s shirts because he’s a massive fan of Leeds and watches every game’.

“I was like ‘you serious?’ And I said: 'Okay, but you’ve got to get me his shirt then in return'. So, he FaceTimed me at midnight the other day and showed me this Barcelona shirt that says: 'To my bro Bamford, from Dembele'."


so random


Remember when Meunier asked for steaming links to Portsmouth play off game lmao

 

[Roberto Firmino]

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[mastermind]

Y’all heard of the French footballer who has been in a coma for 39 years?
Jean Pierre Adams

In the mid 1990s, when a court of law adjudicated on the case, both the anesthetist and trainee were given one-month suspended sentences and fines that translated to a $815 fine.[16] His wife continued to tend to his needs, refusing to consider euthanasia.

 

[Montez]