Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[nyknick]

You have to thank them for creating this artificial deadline for Sancho though Otherwise Woodward would've been pump faking for two months.

Bad thing now is that Woodward will pay 80m for Grealish

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I hate Dortmund and I am happy that they are content of being second best in a shyt league.

Why? because Ed Woodward makes Manchester United transfers take longer than pregnancy trimesters?

 

[TobiOT]

 

[noodles]

Struggle with Copenhagen.. How they have fallen lol

Give Ole a new contract.

 

[BlackBall]

Struggle with Copenhagen.. How they have fallen lol

Give Ole a new contract.

So fukking overrated. Bruno has like 50% pass completion, Pogba doesn't even score nowadays.

The media wank fest is insane over these mediocre players. Lucked into 4th on the last day due to 20 (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) pens in the worst season EVER in the pl.

 

[gho3st]

Hope Bayern smash them on them way to their 9th title

united doesn't want to pay the fee. just like bruno fernandes, they are hagglin over the fee and probably end up paying BVB's asking price. which means, all this could have been avoided.

 

[TobiOT]

united doesn't want to pay the fee. just like bruno fernandes, they are hagglin over the fee and probably end up paying BVB's asking price. which means, all this could have been avoided.

We did that with Harry Maguire as well, this club will be the death of me.

 

[TobiOT]

Should be counted as losses for both clubs to punish the stupidity of the players alone.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Should be counted as losses for both clubs to punish the stupidity of the players alone.

I'm sure they'll test positive for cocaine and whiskey

 

[Trajan]

 

[Montez]

Imma give United this, they looked done physically. I still don’t know what their plan is but they all looked like they did two tours in Afghanistan.


Troopz was talking about foreign Arsenal fans as plastics a few years back but now he is a celebrity he has to do a rebrand.

 

[TobiOT]

This is the moment when this simulation started to break down





Everything was fine until then

Rooney knew what was up.

More funny that we won the league and got to the Champions League final that season though.

Fergie basically had one hand tied behind his back doing miracle with Cleverley and the rest of the clowns

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Hope Bayern smash them on them way to their 9th title

I’ve been out of the loop for the last few days.

I thought Sancho to United was a done deal. The other day I saw reports about him already joining the United group chat

 

[NSSVO]

Why? because Ed Woodward makes Manchester United transfers take longer than pregnancy trimesters?

How they approach shyt in public is childish

 

[Jamal514]

I’ve been out of the loop for the last few days.

I thought Sancho to United was a done deal. The other day I saw reports about him already joining the United group chat

Deal will get done. United will just have to pay the full amount now after Woodward’s attempted low balling.