Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roaden Polynice]

this sounds brilliant


tell her you are a mutual fund manager or something. She clearly doesnt know what that means, but "fund" sounds like money which will make her moist. Take her back to your room, and take pics.

If pics are to be had they will most likely be posted

I had a question about time travel too, but I gave up because it would mess up my brain.

Yeah it's definitely one of those movies where if you look too much into it you can pick holes easily but that's sorta every time travel movie. Ruins the fun so best not to over think it.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Lol wtf is goin on

The commentary

 

[phillycavsfan]

@ Andre Wisdom's fivehead.

Mo Edu about to make his Prem debut.

 

[mastermind]

@ Andre Wisdom's fivehead.

Mo Edu about to make his Prem debut.

he looks like a mini Kendrick Perkins


props to Liverpool for reaching the 90s and fielding more than one black player.

 

[yoyoyo1]

Spurs don't really need Dempsey. He'd be having more fun at Liverpool tbh. Any attempts to integrate him have been rebuffed by the utter selfishness of the players they've got.

Defoe is selfish as fukk, Bale and Lennon put their heads down and run without looking for any options. Unfortunately somehow this is enough to be good these days. Coach doesn't even know what to do with so many good players at his disposal and lets them play in the inefficient way they always have.

Extremely boring team to watch.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

I like watching Newcastle, entertaining either way innit.

thats not a dive

If this was any other club, I would be The quicker Stoke get relegated the better.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Spurs don't really need Dempsey. He'd be having more fun at Liverpool tbh. Any attempts to integrate him have been rebuffed by the utter selfishness of the players they've got.

Defoe is selfish as fukk, Bale and Lennon put their heads down and run without looking for any options. Unfortunately somehow this is enough to be good these days. Coach doesn't even know what to do with so many good players at his disposal and lets them play in the inefficient way they always have.

Extremely boring team to watch.

That what you get for switching clubs, you bum.

 

[Gilver]

Cool half.

We need to turn it on again right after half time though, try and put it out of sight.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

That what you get for switching clubs, you bum.

Well we all knew oyoyoy werent about that life anyway. What happened to Wolves

 

[frush11]

Spurs don't really need Dempsey. He'd be having more fun at Liverpool tbh. Any attempts to integrate him have been rebuffed by the utter selfishness of the players they've got.

Defoe is selfish as fukk, Bale and Lennon put their heads down and run without looking for any options. Unfortunately somehow this is enough to be good these days. Coach doesn't even know what to do with so many good players at his disposal and lets them play in the inefficient way they always have.

Extremely boring team to watch.

Jesus lord shut up with this, it's his 4th game, he'll figure where and how he fits into the team.

 

[yoyoyo1]

I'm never gonna be a fan of a team 3,000 miles away like some of you people

Spurs at home has always been boring and I never used to watch the games, now I have a reason to, and I'm just trying to break it down


and as for "he'll figure it out" - you just saw what happened to freidel right? dropped after a string of brilliant performances and a win at old trafford - that makes sense right?

 

[KOTK]

Joe Cole is still at Liverpool

saturday night wrist, only reason he hasn't got the armband innit.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I'm never gonna be a fan of a team 3,000 miles away like some of you people

Spurs at home has always been boring and I never used to watch the games, now I have a reason to, and I'm just trying to break it down

But yet you would let Dozy blow your back out

 

[mastermind]

Suarez stepped the dive game up to a new level this year

from all fours

 

[WickedGames]

That was pathetic from Suarez. He's been fouled so much without gettin fould and its only gonna continue. He normally goes down easily but usually with contact. That was just

Stevie G is officially Nah, like REALLY, REALLY bad

Suso was good though.